Keyword: Contraceptives

Contraceptives should be used on every conceivable occasion.

(1918 – 2002) Irish comedian, writer, musician, poet & playwright
Sex Wordplay

Contraceptives: What Protestants use on all conceivable occasions.

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My wife was fitted with a coil… she used to pick up CB signals.

(1928 – 2003) English entertainer
Marriage Wives

He no play-a da game, he no make-a da rules.

(1909 – 2008) U.S. secretary of agriculture
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