Keyword: Cosmetic surgery

I’ve had so much plastic surgery, when I die they will donate my body to Tupperware.

(1935 – 2014) American comedian, television personality, writer & director
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Security here tonight is tighter than some of the faces.

(1955 – ) American comedian, actress, political activist & talk show host
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She had a face lift, tummy lift, and buttock lift, and now she's two feet off the ground.

comedian
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I was going to have cosmetic surgery until I noticed that the doctor's office was full of portraits by Picasso.

(1953 – ) comedian, dancer & writer
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