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Cosmetic surgery
She had a face lift, tummy lift, and buttock lift, and now she's two feet off the ground.
Steve Connelly
comedian
Appearance
Body
Cosmetic surgery
Height
I was going to have cosmetic surgery until I noticed that the doctor's office was full of portraits by Picasso.
Rita Rudner
(1953 – ) comedian, dancer & writer
Doctors
Health
Cosmetic surgery
Office
Picasso
I’ve had so much plastic surgery, when I die they will donate my body to Tupperware.
Joan Rivers
(1935 – 2014) American comedian, television personality, writer & director
Appearance
Body
Self
Cosmetic surgery
Security here tonight is tighter than some of the faces.
Whoopi Goldberg
(1955 – ) American comedian, actress, political activist & talk show host
Appearance
At Academy Award ceremony
Cosmetic surgery