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Cows
All the good ideas I ever had came to me while I was milking a cow.
Grant Wood
(1892 – 1942) American painter
Animals
Ideas
Intelligence
Situations
Cows
Cows Lose Their Jobs As Milk Prices Drop
Headline
Headlines
Cows
Don't stand behind a coughing cow.
Anonymous
Miscellaneous
Proverbs
Cows
It's raining harder than a cow pissing on a flat rock.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Cows
Other expressions
Rain
Who discovered we could get milk from cows, and what did he
think
he was doing at the time?
Billy Connolly
(1942 – ) Scottish comedian, musician & actor
Animals
Cows
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Milk
Tax Mooted For Flatulent Cows
The Brisbane (Australia) Sunday Mail
Headlines
Cows
It was a brave person who first looked at a cow and said, ‘I think I’ll just squeeze these dangly things here and drink whatever comes out.’
Peter Kay
(1973 – ) English comedian, writer, actor, director & producer
Animals
Food/Drink
Cows
Milk
You're supposed to eat the cows; they're great big lumbering stupid things – they’d be everywhere if we didn’t eat them.
Dylan Moran
(1971 – ) Irish comedian, actor & writer
Animals
Eating
Food/Drink
Life
Cows