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Crazy
He’s three limbs up a willa.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Crazy
Other expressions
Willow tree
What sane person could live in this world and not be crazy?
Ursula K. Le Guin
(1929 – ) American writer
Intelligence
Life
Mind
Crazy
Sanity
Crazy as a sack of bees.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Crazy
Other expressions
He's nuttier than a squirrel shit.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Crazy
Nutty
Other expressions
Lacey Underall: You’re crazy!
Ty Webb: That’s what they said about Son of Sam.
Chevy Chase
(1943 – ) American comedian, writer & actor
TV/Movie Quotes
As Ty Webb in “Caddyshack”
Crazy
At least Charles Manson has the decency to look crazy from the moment you meet him.
Richard Jeni
(1957 – 2007) American stand-up comedian & actor
People
Charles Manson
Crazy
Insane people are always sure that they are fine; it is only the sane people who are willing to admit that they are crazy.
Nora Ephron
(1941 – 2012) American novelist, producer, screenwriter & director
Intelligence
Crazy
Insanity
You’re acting crazier than a sprayed roach!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Behavior
Crazy
Other expressions
Never sleep with anyone crazier than yourself.
Hartley's Second Law
Murphy’s Laws
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Crazy
Crazier than a dog in a hubcap factory
Anonymous
Expressions
Crazy
No doubt exists that all women are crazy, it’s only a question of degree.
W.C. Fields
(1880 – 1946) comedian, actor, juggler & writer
Intelligence
People
Women
Crazy