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Credit
Credit: A commodity that becomes better the less it is used.
Anonymous
Definitions
Credit
It’s amazing what you can accomplish if you do not care who gets the credit.
Harry Truman
(1884 – 1972) 33rd U.S. president
Success
Work
Accomplishments
Credit
No man's credit is as good as his money.
Edgar Watson Howe
(1853 – 1937) journalist, writer & editor
Money
People
Credit
The one who does the least work will get the most credit.
Shapiro's Law of Reward
Murphy’s Laws
Work
Credit
Political success is the ability, when the inevitable occurs, to get credit for it.
Dr. Laurence J. Peter
(1919 – 1990) educator & writer
Politics
Success
Credit
After five years of marriage, it is devastating to have the person with the good credit move out.
Rich Vos
(1957 – ) American comedian
Divorce
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Credit
Authorization for a project will be granted only when none of the authorizers can be blamed if the project fails but when all of the authorizers can claim credit if it succeeds.
Roger’s Rule
Failure
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Success
Approval
Blame
Credit
If anything goes bad, I did it… if anything goes semi-good, we did it… if anything goes really good, then you did it; that's all it takes to get people to win football games for you.
Paul 'Bear' Bryant
1913 – 1983) American college football coach
People
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Credit