Keyword: Cricket

Cricket is baseball on valium.

(1951 – 2014) comedian & actor
Baseball Sports

Then there was that dark horse with the golden arm, Mudassar Nazar.

British sports commentator
Misspokements Sports

It would be unprintable on television.

English cricketer
Misspokements Sports

I'll decide when to write my own obituary.

English cricketer
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Fred Titmus has two short legs, one of them square.

Misspokements Sports

I don’t think I can be expected to take seriously any game which takes less than three days to reach its conclusion.

(1937 – ) British playwright & screenwriter
Sports

It was close for Zaheer, Lawson threw his hands in the air and Marsh threw his head in the air.

cricket commentator
Misspokements Sports

Turner looks a bit shaky and unsteady, but I think he's going to bat on – one ball left.

Sports

Cricket needs brightening up a bit. My solution is to let the players drink at the beginning of the game, not after. It always works in our picnic matches.

Australian actor
Sports

The lights are shining quite darkly.

cricket commentator
Misspokements Sports

I lost my job as a cricket commentator for saying, ‘I don't want to bore you with the details.’

(1964 – ) English comedian
Sports

Neil Harvey, standing at leg slip with his legs wide apart, waiting for a tickle.

cricket announcer
Misspokements

Send ‘im’ down a piano, see if ‘e can play that!

Stephen Gascoigne (1878 – 1942) Australian sports fan & heckler
Sports

Oi, leave our flies alone, Jardine. They’re the only friends you’ve got here.

Stephen Gascoigne (1878 – 1942) Australian sports fan & heckler
Sports

The black cloud is coming from the direction the wind is blowing. Now the wind is coming from where the black cloud is!

English cricketer & commentator
Misspokements Sports

It's been very slow and dull day, but it hasn't been boring. It's been a good, entertaining day's cricket.

Cricket commentator
Sports

If England lose now, they will be leaving the field with their heads between their legs!

English cricketer
Misspokements Sports

There were no scores below single figures.

Australian cricketer & commentator
Misspokements Sports

That was a tremendous six. The ball was still in the air as it went over the boundary.

English cricketer
Misspokements Sports

On the first day, Logie decided to chance his arm and it came off.

British sports commentator
Misspokements Sports

It is now possible they can get the impossible score they first thought possible.

British cricket journalist
Misspokements Sports