Keyword: Cricket (Page 2)

Send ‘im’ down a piano, see if ‘e can play that!

Stephen Gascoigne (1878 – 1942) Australian sports fan & heckler
Sports

Glenn McGrath joins Craig McDermott and Paul Reiffel in a three-ponged prace attack.


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It is a full house at the Eden Gardens. Today, Calcutta is celebrating the assassination of Mahatma Gandhi!

cricket commentator
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Then there was that dark horse with the golden arm, Mudassar Nazar.

British sports commentator
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Marshall's bowling with his head.

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The batsman’s is Holding, the bowler’s Willey.

cricket announcer
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The black cloud is coming from the direction the wind is blowing. Now the wind is coming from where the black cloud is!

English cricketer & commentator
Misspokements Sports

Baseball has the great advantage over cricket of being sooner ended.

(1856 – 1950) Irish playwright & socialist
Baseball Sports Time

Personally, I’ve always looks upon cricket as organized loafing.

(1881–1944) Archbishop of Canterbury
Sports

Welcome to Worcester where we have just seen Barry Richards hit one of Basil D'Oliveira's balls clean out of the ground.

cricket announcer
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He’s on 90… 10 away from that mythical figure.

British sports commentator
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Fred Titmus has two short legs, one of them square.

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You rejoin us at a very appropriate time – Ray Illingworth has just relieved himself at the pavilion end!

cricket announcer
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I enjoy hitting a batsman more than getting him out. It doesn't worry me in the least to see a batsman hurt, rolling around screaming and blood on the pitch.

Australian crickete
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The lights are shining quite darkly.

cricket commentator
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I lost my job as a cricket commentator for saying, ‘I don't want to bore you with the details.’

(1964 – ) English comedian
Sports

Fast bowlers are quick. Just watch this – admittedly it is in slow motion.

Australian cricketer
Misspokements Sports

His throw went absolutely nowhere near where it was going.

Australian cricketer & commentator
Misspokements Sports

It is a catch he would have held 99 times out of one thousand.

cricket commentator
Misspokements Sports

Those are the only balls you've touched all day!

Stephen Gascoigne (1878 – 1942) Australian sports fan & heckler
Sports

It's funny kind of month, October. For the really keen cricket fan, it's when you realize that your wife left you in May.

(1922 – ) English comedy writer & television presenter
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