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Cricket
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Marshall's bowling with his head.
Unknown cricket commentator
Misspokements
Sports
Cricket
Welcome to Worcester where we have just seen Barry Richards hit one of Basil D'Oliveira's balls clean out of the ground.
Brian Johnston
cricket announcer
Misspokements
Sports
Cricket
If England lose now, they will be leaving the field with their heads between their legs!
Geoff Boycott
English cricketer
Misspokements
Sports
Cricket
That was a tremendous six. The ball was still in the air as it went over the boundary.
Fred Trueman
English cricketer
Misspokements
Sports
Cricket
Then there was that dark horse with the golden arm, Mudassar Nazar.
Trevor Bailey
British sports commentator
Misspokements
Sports
Cricket
He's usually a good puller – but he couldn't get it up that time.
Richie Benaud
Australian cricketer & commentator
Misspokements
Sports
Cricket
The lights are shining quite darkly.
Henry Blofeld
cricket commentator
Misspokements
Sports
Cricket
Oi, leave our flies alone, Jardine. They’re the only friends you’ve got here.
‘Yabba’
Stephen Gascoigne (1878 – 1942) Australian sports fan & heckler
Sports
Cricket
To fly-swatting English cricket captain Douglas Jardine
I don’t think I can be expected to take seriously any game which takes less than three days to reach its conclusion.
Tom Stoppard
(1937 – ) British playwright & screenwriter
Sports
Cricket
Of a cricket fan referring to baseball
Cricket needs brightening up a bit. My solution is to let the players drink at the beginning of the game, not after. It always works in our picnic matches.
Paul Hogan
Australian actor
Sports
Cricket
Chappell just stood on his feet and smashed it to the boundary.
Jim Maxwell
cricket commentator
Misspokements
Sports
Cricket
Glenn McGrath joins Craig McDermott and Paul Reiffel in a three-ponged prace attack.
Tim Gavel
Sports
Cricket
On the first day, Logie decided to chance his arm and it came off.
Trevor Bailey
British sports commentator
Misspokements
Sports
Cricket
Those are the only balls you've touched all day!
‘Yabba’
Stephen Gascoigne (1878 – 1942) Australian sports fan & heckler
Sports
Cricket
To an English batsman adjusting his (athletic cup)
Say, when do they begin?
Groucho Marx
(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host
Sports
Cricket
Watching a cricket match
It is a full house at the Eden Gardens. Today, Calcutta is celebrating the assassination of Mahatma Gandhi!
Henry Blofeld
cricket commentator
Misspokements
Sports
Cricket
Send ‘im’ down a piano, see if ‘e can play that!
‘Yabba’
Stephen Gascoigne (1878 – 1942) Australian sports fan & heckler
Sports
Cricket
There were no scores below single figures.
Richie Benaud
Australian cricketer & commentator
Misspokements
Sports
Cricket
The batsman’s is Holding, the bowler’s Willey.
Brian Johnston
cricket announcer
Misspokements
Sports
As Michael Holding faced Peter Willey
Cricket
Well, there’s only one thing I can say after that over, and that’s to clap my hands.
Trevor Bailey
British sports commentator
Misspokements
Sports
Cricket
Many continentals think life is a game, the English think cricket is a game.
George Mikes
(1912 – 1987) Hungarian-born British author
Sports
Cricket
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Marshall's bowling with his head.