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Cricket
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Laird has been brought in to stand in the corner of the circle.
Richie Benaud
Australian cricketer & commentator
Misspokements
Sports
Cricket
Personally, I have always looked upon cricket as organized loafing.
William Temple
(1881–1944) Archbishop of Canterbury
Sports
Cricket
Oi, leave our flies alone, Jardine. They’re the only friends you’ve got here.
‘Yabba’
Stephen Gascoigne (1878 – 1942) Australian sports fan & heckler
Sports
Cricket
To fly-swatting English cricket captain Douglas Jardine
He is a very dangerous bowler… innocuous, if you like.
David Lloyd
cricket coach
Misspokements
Sports
Cricket
Discussing Chris Harris
Neil Harvey, standing at leg slip with his legs wide apart, waiting for a tickle.
Brian Johnston
cricket announcer
Misspokements
Cricket
I wish you were a statue and I were a pigeon.
‘Yabba’
Stephen Gascoigne (1878 – 1942) Australian sports fan & heckler
Sports
Cricket
Then there was that dark horse with the golden arm, Mudassar Nazar.
Trevor Bailey
British sports commentator
Misspokements
Sports
Cricket
I'll decide when to write my own obituary.
Ian Botham
English cricketer
Misspokements
Sports
Cricket
Obituaries
Well, there’s only one thing I can say after that over, and that’s to clap my hands.
Trevor Bailey
British sports commentator
Misspokements
Sports
Cricket
Chappell just stood on his feet and smashed it to the boundary.
Jim Maxwell
cricket commentator
Misspokements
Sports
Cricket
Those are the only balls you've touched all day!
‘Yabba’
Stephen Gascoigne (1878 – 1942) Australian sports fan & heckler
Sports
Cricket
To an English batsman adjusting his (athletic cup)
It was close for Zaheer, Lawson threw his hands in the air and Marsh threw his head in the air.
Jack Potter
cricket commentator
Misspokements
Sports
Cricket
I always insist that my team be in bed before breakfast.
Colin Ingleby-Mackenzie
English cricketer
Sports
Cricket
The lights are shining quite darkly.
Henry Blofeld
cricket commentator
Misspokements
Sports
Cricket
That slow motion doesn't show how fast the ball was traveling.
Richie Benaud
Australian cricketer & commentator
Misspokements
Sports
Cricket
Personally, I’ve always looks upon cricket as organized loafing.
William Temple
(1881–1944) Archbishop of Canterbury
Sports
Cricket
You rejoin us at a very appropriate time – Ray Illingworth has just relieved himself at the pavilion end!
Brian Johnston
cricket announcer
Misspokements
Sports
Cricket
It is now possible they can get the impossible score they first thought possible.
Christopher Martin-Jenkins
British cricket journalist
Misspokements
Sports
Cricket
Fast bowlers are quick. Just watch this – admittedly it is in slow motion.
Ian Chappell
Australian cricketer
Misspokements
Sports
Cricket
That’s cricket, Harry, you get these sort of things in boxing.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Boxing
Colemanballs
Misspokements
Sports
Cricket
Sportsmanship
Oh God, if there be cricket in heaven, let there also be rain.
Alec Douglas Home
Sports
Cricket
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