Keyword: Cricket (Page 2)

It is now possible they can get the impossible score they first thought possible.

British cricket journalist
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That’s cricket, Harry, you get these sort of things in boxing.

(1926 – ) English sports commentator
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It's funny kind of month, October. For the really keen cricket fan, it's when you realize that your wife left you in May.

(1922 – ) English comedy writer & television presenter
Sports

You rejoin us at a very appropriate time – Ray Illingworth has just relieved himself at the pavilion end!

cricket announcer
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Fred Titmus has two short legs, one of them square.

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I always insist that my team be in bed before breakfast.

English cricketer
Sports

It is a full house at the Eden Gardens. Today, Calcutta is celebrating the assassination of Mahatma Gandhi!

cricket commentator
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Welcome to Worcester where we have just seen Barry Richards hit one of Basil D'Oliveira's balls clean out of the ground.

cricket announcer
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Baseball has the great advantage over cricket of being sooner ended.

(1856 – 1950) Irish playwright & socialist
Baseball Sports Time

Cricket needs brightening up a bit. My solution is to let the players drink at the beginning of the game, not after. It always works in our picnic matches.

Australian actor
Sports

He is a very dangerous bowler… innocuous, if you like.

cricket coach
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Marshall's bowling with his head.

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I wish you were a statue and I were a pigeon.

Stephen Gascoigne (1878 – 1942) Australian sports fan & heckler
Sports

The black cloud is coming from the direction the wind is blowing. Now the wind is coming from where the black cloud is!

English cricketer & commentator
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Chappell just stood on his feet and smashed it to the boundary.

cricket commentator
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He's usually a good puller – but he couldn't get it up that time.

Australian cricketer & commentator
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It is a catch he would have held 99 times out of one thousand.

cricket commentator
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I enjoy hitting a batsman more than getting him out. It doesn't worry me in the least to see a batsman hurt, rolling around screaming and blood on the pitch.

Australian crickete
Sports

Personally, I have always looked upon cricket as organized loafing.

(1881–1944) Archbishop of Canterbury
Sports

Oh God, if there be cricket in heaven, let there also be rain.


Sports

Send ‘im’ down a piano, see if ‘e can play that!

Stephen Gascoigne (1878 – 1942) Australian sports fan & heckler
Sports