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Cricket
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It would be unprintable on television.
Geoff Boycott
English cricketer
Misspokements
Sports
Cricket
That slow motion doesn't show how fast the ball was traveling.
Richie Benaud
Australian cricketer & commentator
Misspokements
Sports
Cricket
Oi, leave our flies alone, Jardine. They’re the only friends you’ve got here.
‘Yabba’
Stephen Gascoigne (1878 – 1942) Australian sports fan & heckler
Sports
Cricket
To fly-swatting English cricket captain Douglas Jardine
I always insist that my team be in bed before breakfast.
Colin Ingleby-Mackenzie
English cricketer
Sports
Cricket
Cricket shouldn't be used as a political football.
David Graveney
English cricketer
Misspokements
Sports
Cricket
I'll decide when to write my own obituary.
Ian Botham
English cricketer
Misspokements
Sports
Cricket
Obituaries
No captain with all the hindsight in the world can predict how the wicket is going to play.
Trevor Bailey
British sports commentator
Misspokements
Sports
Cricket
Hindsignt
His throw went absolutely nowhere near where it was going.
Richie Benaud
Australian cricketer & commentator
Misspokements
Sports
Cricket
There were no scores below single figures.
Richie Benaud
Australian cricketer & commentator
Misspokements
Sports
Cricket
The black cloud is coming from the direction the wind is blowing. Now the wind is coming from where the black cloud is!
Raymond Illingworth
English cricketer & commentator
Misspokements
Sports
Cricket
You rejoin us at a very appropriate time – Ray Illingworth has just relieved himself at the pavilion end!
Brian Johnston
cricket announcer
Misspokements
Sports
Cricket
It was close for Zaheer, Lawson threw his hands in the air and Marsh threw his head in the air.
Jack Potter
cricket commentator
Misspokements
Sports
Cricket
Oh God, if there be cricket in heaven, let there also be rain.
Alec Douglas Home
Sports
Cricket
It's funny kind of month, October. For the really keen cricket fan, it's when you realize that your wife left you in May.
Denis Norden
(1922 – ) English comedy writer & television presenter
Sports
Cricket
Chappell just stood on his feet and smashed it to the boundary.
Jim Maxwell
cricket commentator
Misspokements
Sports
Cricket
That was a tremendous six. The ball was still in the air as it went over the boundary.
Fred Trueman
English cricketer
Misspokements
Sports
Cricket
The batsman’s is Holding, the bowler’s Willey.
Brian Johnston
cricket announcer
Misspokements
Sports
As Michael Holding faced Peter Willey
Cricket
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