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Cricket
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Turner looks a bit shaky and unsteady, but I think he's going to bat on – one ball left.
Unknown cricket commentator
Sports
Cricket
That’s cricket, Harry, you get these sort of things in boxing.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Boxing
Colemanballs
Misspokements
Sports
Cricket
Sportsmanship
David Boon is now completely clean-shaven, except for his moustache.
Graham Dawson
Australian cricketer
Misspokements
Sports
Cricket
It was close for Zaheer, Lawson threw his hands in the air and Marsh threw his head in the air.
Jack Potter
cricket commentator
Misspokements
Sports
Cricket
Cricket needs brightening up a bit. My solution is to let the players drink at the beginning of the game, not after. It always works in our picnic matches.
Paul Hogan
Australian actor
Sports
Cricket
The Queen's Park Oval -– as its name suggests, absolutely round!
Tony Cozier
cricket commentator
Misspokements
Sports
Cricket
Then there was that dark horse with the golden arm, Mudassar Nazar.
Trevor Bailey
British sports commentator
Sports
Cricket
His feet were a long way away from his body!
Ravi Shastri
Indian cricketer
Misspokements
Sports
Cricket
That was a tremendous six. The ball was still in the air as it went over the boundary.
Fred Trueman
English cricketer
Misspokements
Sports
Cricket
Personally, I’ve always looks upon cricket as organized loafing.
William Temple
(1881–1944) Archbishop of Canterbury
Sports
Cricket
His throw went absolutely nowhere near where it was going.
Richie Benaud
Australian cricketer & commentator
Misspokements
Sports
Cricket
He's usually a good puller – but he couldn't get it up that time.
Richie Benaud
Australian cricketer & commentator
Misspokements
Sports
Cricket
He’s on 90… 10 away from that
mythical
figure.
Trevor Bailey
British sports commentator
Malaprops
Sports
Cricket
Magical
Fast bowlers are quick. Just watch this – admittedly it is in slow motion.
Ian Chappell
Australian cricketer
Misspokements
Sports
Cricket
The batsman’s is Holding, the bowler’s Willey.
Brian Johnston
cricket announcer
Misspokements
Sports
As Michael Holding faced Peter Willey
Cricket
He is a very dangerous bowler… innocuous, if you like.
David Lloyd
cricket coach
Misspokements
Sports
Cricket
Discussing Chris Harris
The black cloud is coming from the direction the wind is blowing. Now the wind is coming from where the black cloud is!
Raymond Illingworth
English cricketer & commentator
Misspokements
Sports
Cricket
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Turner looks a bit shaky and unsteady, but I think he's going to bat on – one ball left.