Keyword: Criticism

Yankees' owner George Steinbrenner is a first-and-ten capitalist in a bunt-and-run world.

American sportswriter

Criticism and Bolshevism have one thing in common: they both seek to pull down that which they could never build.

(1899 – 1973) English playwright, actor, composer, director & songwriter

A critic is a legless man who teaches running.

(1880 – 1946) American playwright, critic & writer

A great many people now reading and writing would be better employed keeping rabbits.

(1887 – 1964) English biographer, critic, novelist & poet

A critic is someone who never actually goes to the battle, yet who afterwards comes out shooting the wounded.

(1946 – ) American stage & screen actress

Honest criticism is hard to take, particularly from a relative, a friend, an acquaintance or a stranger.

(1908 – 1980) businessman, humorist

A good review is considered nepotism; a bad one professional jealousy.

If I rescued a child from drowning, the press would no doubt headline the story: ‘Benn Grabs Child.’

(1925 – ) British politician & peace activist

A critic is a man who knows the way but can’t drive the car.

(1927 – 1980) English theatre critic & writer

I doubt that art needed [John] Ruskin any more than a moving train needs one of its passengers to shove it.

(1937 – ) British playwright & screenwriter

If one morning I walked on top of the water across the Potomac River, the headline that afternoon would read "President Can't Swim.”

(1908 – 1973) 36th U.S. president

Every English poet should master the rules of grammar before he attempts to bend or break them.

(1895 – 1985) British author & classical scholar

This sign says “IMPROV,” but I had a bad set on Friday night, so yesterday they put an “E” on the end of it.

(1968 – 2005) American stand-up comedian

He is a man of his most recent word.

(1925 – 2008) American conservative author, commentator & television host

One of the greatest creations of the human mind is the art of reviewing books without having read them.

(1742 – 1799) German writer

Critics are eunuchs at a gang bang.

(1896 – 1996) comedian, actor & entertainer

The gods bestowed on Max [Beerbohm] the gift of perpetual old age.

(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet

I know why the sun never sets on the British Empire: God wouldn't trust an Englishman in the dark.

(1868-1954) professor & writer

It's a rare person who wants to hear what he doesn't want to hear.

(1936 – ) television talk show host

Ed, you're the second best umpire in the league… the other twenty-three are tied for first.

American baseball player

The ‘g’ is silent… the only thing about her that is.

(1959 – ) English writer & columnist