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Keyword:
Criticism
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One of the greatest creations of the human mind is the art of reviewing books without having read them.
Georg C. Lichtenberg
(1742 – 1799) German writer
Books
Communication
Reading/Writing
Criticism
Critics
Criticism and Bolshevism have one thing in common: they both seek to pull down that which they could never build.
Noel Coward
(1899 – 1973) English playwright, actor, composer, director & songwriter
Beliefs
Insults
Bolshevism
Criticism
Any fool can criticize, condemn, and complain—and most fools do.
Dale Carnegie
(1888 – 1955) American writer, lecturer & developer of self-improvement skills
Characteristics
Communication
Fools
Intelligence
Criticism
Yeah… I remember
my
first beer.
Steve Martin
(1945 – ) comedian, actor, writer, playwright & musician
Alcohol
Beer
Food/Drink
Criticism
Response to a heckler
If criticism had any power to harm, the skunk would be extinct by now.
Fred Allen
(1894 – 1956) American radio comedian
Animals
Communication
Criticism
Skunks
About as modest as Mussolini.
David Crosby
(1941 – ) American singer & songwriter
Communication
Criticism
Singer Joni Mitchell
America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
America
Places
Barbarism
Civilization
Criticism
Decadence
Sure, 90% of science fiction is crud; that's because 90% of everything is crud.
Theodore Sturgeon
(1918 – 1985) science fiction author
Books
Insults
Reading/Writing
Criticism
The amount of flak received on any subject is inversely proportional to the subject’s true value.
Potter's Law
Communication
Murphy’s Laws
Criticism
The freedom of the press works in such a way that there is not much freedom from it.
Grace Kelly
(1929 – 1982) American actress & princess of Monaco
Communication
Speech
Criticism
Freedom
The press
If people don't sit at Chaplin's feet, he goes out and stands where they are sitting.
Herman J. Mankiewicz
(1897 – 1953) American writer & producer
Communication
Charlie Chaplin
Criticism
I can take any amount of criticism so long as it is unqualified praise.
Noel Coward
(1899 – 1973) English playwright, actor, composer, director & songwriter
Communication
People
Self
Criticism
Praise
Women cannot complain about men anymore until they start getting better taste in them.
Bill Maher
(1956 – ) comedian, television host, social critic & political commentator
Men
People
Women
Criticism
A good review is considered nepotism; a bad one professional jealousy.
Armitstead's Law of Book Reviewing
Communication
Murphy’s Laws
Opinion
Criticism
The mediocrity of his thinking is concealed by the majesty of his language.
Aneurin Bevan
(1897 – 1960) Welsh labor leader & politician
Communication
Speech
Criticism
Of Winston Churchill
A great many people now reading and writing would be better employed keeping rabbits.
Edith Sitwell
(1887 – 1964) English biographer, critic, novelist & poet
Insults
Criticism
A critic is a legless man who teaches running.
Channing Pollock
(1880 – 1946) American playwright, critic & writer
Communication
Occupations
Work
Criticism
Critics
If I rescued a child from drowning, the press would no doubt headline the story: ‘Benn Grabs Child.’
Tony Benn
(1925 – ) British politician & peace activist
Communication
Criticism
The press
The first thing I do in the morning is brush my teeth and sharpen my tongue.
Oscar Levant
(1906 – 1972) pianist, composer, author, comedian & actor
Communication
Language
Criticism
Wit
Never insult an alligator until after you have crossed the river.
Hull's Warning
Communication
Insults
Murphy’s Laws
Criticism
Trouble
The gods bestowed on Max [Beerbohm] the gift of perpetual old age.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Age
Insults
Old
Criticism
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