Keyword: Criticism (Page 2)

I would rather see the portrait of a dog that I know, than all the allegorical paintings they can show me in the world.

(1709 – 1784) English author, essayist, critic, editor & lexicographer

Nothing but old fags and cabbage-stumps of quotations from the Bible and the rest, stewed in the juice of deliberate, journalistic dirty-mindedness.

(1885 – 1930) English novelist, poet, playwright, essayist, literary critic & painter

He is at his wit's end – it is true that he had not far to go.

(1788 – 1824) English poet

Another pot of coffee, waiter, and bring it under your arm to keep it warm.

(1876 – 1933) screenwriter

For God's sake, go and tell that young man to take that Rockingham tea service out of his tights.

(1899 – 1973) English playwright, actor, composer, director & songwriter

To have not shot his friend in the face would have sent a message to the quail that America is weak.

(1962 – ) American political satirist, writer, television host & comedian

If my critics saw me walking over the Thames they would say it was because I couldn't swim.

(1925 – 2013) British prime minister & politician

Critics are eunuchs at a gang bang.

(1896 – 1996) comedian, actor & entertainer

A critic is a bunch of biases held loosely together by a sense of taste.

(1926 – 2007) American jazz critic & book reviewer

The first thing I do in the morning is brush my teeth and sharpen my tongue.

(1906 – 1972) pianist, composer, author, comedian & actor

The only people who say worse things about politicians than reporters do are other politicians.

(1919 – 2011) American news commentator & writer

If I rescued a child from drowning, the press would no doubt headline the story: ‘Benn Grabs Child.’

(1925 – ) British politician & peace activist

She needs open-heart surgery, and they should go in through her feet.

(1935 – ) British actress, singer & author

How much would you charge to haunt a house?

(1886 – 1969) American journalist & humorist

Why am I so good at playing bitches? I think it's because I'm not a bitch; maybe that's why Miss Crawford always plays ladies.

(1908 – 1989) American actress of film, television & theater

A victim of the use of water as a beverage.

(1793 – 1863) American politician, statesman & soldier

For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism.

I hope they notice the mistletoe tied to my coattails as I leave town.

(1922 – 2002) American college basketball coach

It's a rare person who wants to hear what he doesn't want to hear.

(1936 – ) television talk show host

This sign says “IMPROV,” but I had a bad set on Friday night, so yesterday they put an “E” on the end of it.

(1968 – 2005) American stand-up comedian

If people don't sit at Chaplin's feet, he goes out and stands where they are sitting.

(1897 – 1953) American writer & producer