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Criticism
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The food here is terrible, and the portions are too small.
Woody Allen
(1935 – ) movie actor, director & comedian
Eating
Food/Drink
Criticism
Portions
Restaurants
I have never found, in a long experience of politics, that criticism is ever inhibited by ignorance.
Harold Macmillan
(1894 – 1986) British prime minister
Communication
Intelligence
Politicians
Criticism
The mediocrity of his thinking is concealed by the majesty of his language.
Aneurin Bevan
(1897 – 1960) Welsh labor leader & politician
Communication
Speech
Criticism
Of Winston Churchill
One could not even dignify him with the name of a stuffed shirt; he was simply a hole on the air.
George Orwell
Eric Arthur Blair (1903 – 50) English author & journalist
Communication
Insults
Criticism
On politician Stanley Baldwin
For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism.
Harrison's Postulate
Beliefs
Murphy’s Laws
Opinion
Criticism
If people don't sit at Chaplin's feet, he goes out and stands where they are sitting.
Herman J. Mankiewicz
(1897 – 1953) American writer & producer
Communication
Charlie Chaplin
Criticism
The first thing I do in the morning is brush my teeth and sharpen my tongue.
Oscar Levant
(1906 – 1972) pianist, composer, author, comedian & actor
Communication
Language
Criticism
Wit
Critics can’t even make music by rubbing their back legs together.
Mel Brooks
(1926 – ) film director, screenwriter, composer, comedian, actor & producer
Entertainment
Criticism
Critics
Since we have to speak well of the dead, let's knock them while they're alive.
John Sloan
(1871 – 1951) American artist
Communication
Death
Life
People
Criticism
If you attack the establishment long enough and hard enough, they will make you a member of it.
Art Buchwald
(1925 – 2007) humorist & columnist
Communication
Government
Criticism
Establishment
Remember that nobody will ever get ahead of you as long as he is kicking you in the seat of the pants.
Walter Winchell
(1897 – 1972) broadcast journalist & gossip columnist
Communication
Situations
Criticism
I hope they notice the mistletoe tied to my coattails as I leave town.
Abe Lemons
(1922 – 2002) American college basketball coach
Communication
Criticism
Mistletoe
A good review is considered nepotism; a bad one professional jealousy.
Armitstead's Law of Book Reviewing
Communication
Murphy’s Laws
Opinion
Criticism
This sign says “IMPROV,” but I had a bad set on Friday night, so yesterday they put an “E” on the end of it.
Mitch Hedberg
(1968 – 2005) American stand-up comedian
Communication
Language
Comedy
Criticism
If you want to sacrifice the admiration of many men for the criticism of one, go ahead, get married.
Katharine Hepburn
(1907 – 2003) American actress of film, stage & television
Communication
Marriage
Admiration
Criticism
When your head is in the bear's mouth, it is not the time to be smacking him on the nose.
Anonymous
Communication
Problems
Criticism
Trouble
I didn't know her well, but after watching her in action I didn't want to know her well.
Joan Crawford
(1905 – 1977) American actress
Communication
People
Criticism
On Judy Garland
For God's sake, go and tell that young man to take that Rockingham tea service out of his tights.
Noel Coward
(1899 – 1973) English playwright, actor, composer, director & songwriter
Entertainment
Insults
Coward said to the choreographer when a male dancer in one of his plays forgot to wear the proper support
Criticism
Theater
Those big-shot writers could never dig the fact that there are more salted peanuts consumed than caviar.
Mickey Spillane
(1918 – 2006) American writer
Books
Communication
Reading/Writing
Arrogance
Criticism
Writers
One of the greatest creations of the human mind is the art of reviewing books without having read them.
Georg C. Lichtenberg
(1742 – 1799) German writer
Books
Communication
Reading/Writing
Criticism
Critics
Has anyone told the Fox News anchors that Mad Men was not a documentary of how America should be?
Tim Goodman
American television critic
Reviews/Criticism
Criticism
Fox News
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