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Criticism
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A critic is a man who knows the way but can’t drive the car.
Kenneth Tynan
(1927 – 1980) English theatre critic & writer
Communication
Occupations
Work
Criticism
Critics
Women cannot complain about men anymore until they start getting better taste in them.
Bill Maher
(1956 – ) comedian, television host, social critic & political commentator
Men
People
Women
Criticism
Another pot of coffee, waiter, and bring it under your arm to keep it warm.
Wilson Mizner
(1876 – 1933) screenwriter
Food/Drink
Coffee
Criticism
Temperature
I can take any amount of criticism so long as it is unqualified praise.
Noel Coward
(1899 – 1973) English playwright, actor, composer, director & songwriter
Communication
People
Self
Criticism
Praise
My handwriting looks as if a swarm of ants, escaping from an ink bottle, had walked over a sheet of paper without wiping their legs.
Reverend Sydney Smith
(1771 – 1845) English writer & Anglican clergyman
Communication
People
Reading/Writing
Self
Criticism
I didn't know her well, but after watching her in action I didn't want to know her well.
Joan Crawford
(1905 – 1977) American actress
Communication
People
Criticism
On Judy Garland
A good review is considered nepotism; a bad one professional jealousy.
Armitstead's Law of Book Reviewing
Communication
Murphy’s Laws
Opinion
Criticism
Never insult an alligator until after you have crossed the river.
Hull's Warning
Communication
Insults
Murphy’s Laws
Criticism
Trouble
She is a peacock in everything but beauty.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Appearance
Body
Insults
Criticism
To have
not
shot his friend in the face would have sent a message to the quail that America is weak.
Jon Stewart
(1962 – ) American political satirist, writer, television host & comedian
America
Communication
Situations
Criticism
Of Dick Cheney
Shooting
The quality of debate [in the House of Lords] is pretty high – and it is, I think, good evidence of life after death.
Rev. Donald Soper
(1903 – 1998) English clergyman
Communication
Speech
Criticism
Debate
The House of Lords
Isn't it possible for them to get a real fascist instead of this guy who plays one on TV?
Mort Sahl
(1927 – ) Canadian-born American comedian & actor
Characteristics
Communication
Television
Criticism
Sean Hannity
Honest criticism is hard to take, particularly from a relative, a friend, an acquaintance or a stranger.
Franklin Jones
(1908 – 1980) businessman, humorist
Beliefs
Opinion
Criticism
A drama critic is a man who leaves no turn unstoned.
George Bernard Shaw
(1856 – 1950) Irish playwright & socialist
Communication
Entertainment
Wordplay
Criticism
I never met anybody who said when they were a kid, “I wanna grow up and be a critic.”
Richard Pryor
(1940 – 2005) comedian & movie actor
Communication
Occupations
Work
Aspirations
Criticism
Critics
A drama critic is a person who surprises the playwright by informing him what he meant.
Wilson Mizner
(1876 – 1933) screenwriter
Communication
Insults
Opinion
Criticism
Playwrights
Never mind, dear, we're all made the same, though some more than others.
Noel Coward
(1899 – 1973) English playwright, actor, composer, director & songwriter
People
Criticism
Criticism and Bolshevism have one thing in common: they both seek to pull down that which they could never build.
Noel Coward
(1899 – 1973) English playwright, actor, composer, director & songwriter
Beliefs
Insults
Bolshevism
Criticism
One could not even dignify him with the name of a stuffed shirt; he was simply a hole on the air.
George Orwell
Eric Arthur Blair (1903 – 50) English author & journalist
Communication
Insults
Criticism
On politician Stanley Baldwin
Has anyone told the Fox News anchors that Mad Men was not a documentary of how America should be?
Tim Goodman
American television critic
Reviews/Criticism
Criticism
Fox News
This sign says “IMPROV,” but I had a bad set on Friday night, so yesterday they put an “E” on the end of it.
Mitch Hedberg
(1968 – 2005) American stand-up comedian
Communication
Language
Comedy
Criticism
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