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Criticism
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I know why the sun never sets on the British Empire: God wouldn't trust an Englishman in the dark.
Duncan Spaeth
(1868-1954) professor & writer
Insults
Places
British Empire
Criticism
If you attack the establishment long enough and hard enough, they will make you a member of it.
Art Buchwald
(1925 – 2007) humorist & columnist
Communication
Government
Criticism
Establishment
Never insult an alligator until after you have crossed the river.
Hull's Warning
Communication
Insults
Murphy’s Laws
Criticism
Trouble
Any time you got the Pope and the Dixie Chicks against you, your time is up.
Michael Moore
(1954 – ) filmmaker, author, social critic & activist
People
Criticism
On George W. Bush's waning credibility
If one morning I walked on top of the water across the Potomac River, the headline that afternoon would read "President Can't Swim.”
Lyndon Johnson
(1908 – 1973) 36th U.S. president
Communication
(also Margaret Thatcher)
Criticism
Potomac River
The ‘g’ is silent… the only thing about her that is.
Julie Burchill
(1959 – ) English writer & columnist
Communication
Insults
Speech
About author Camille Paglia
Criticism
I gave up on new poetry myself thirty years ago, when most of it began to read like coded messages passing between lonely aliens on a hostile world.
Russell Baker
(1925 – ) columnist & journalist
Communication
Reading/Writing
Criticism
Poetry
I have derived continued benefit from criticism at all periods of my life and I do not remember any time when I was ever short of it.
Winston Churchill
(1874 – 1965) British prime minister, politician, statesman & orator
Beliefs
Criticism
Yeah… I remember
my
first beer.
Steve Martin
(1945 – ) comedian, actor, writer, playwright & musician
Alcohol
Beer
Food/Drink
Criticism
Response to a heckler
For God's sake, go and tell that young man to take that Rockingham tea service out of his tights.
Noel Coward
(1899 – 1973) English playwright, actor, composer, director & songwriter
Entertainment
Insults
Coward said to the choreographer when a male dancer in one of his plays forgot to wear the proper support
Criticism
Theater
She needs open-heart surgery, and they should go in through her feet.
Julie Andrews
(1935 – ) British actress, singer & author
Communication
Criticism
On columnist Joyce Haber
Surgery
Yankees' owner George Steinbrenner is a first-and-ten capitalist in a bunt-and-run world.
Thomas Boswell
American sportswriter
Baseball
Communication
Sports
Criticism
George Steinbrenner
The food here is terrible, and the portions are too small.
Woody Allen
(1935 – ) movie actor, director & comedian
Eating
Food/Drink
Criticism
Portions
Restaurants
If I rescued a child from drowning, the press would no doubt headline the story: ‘Benn Grabs Child.’
Tony Benn
(1925 – ) British politician & peace activist
Communication
Criticism
The press
English painter & sculptor Frederic Leighton to James McNeill Whistler: My dear Whistler, you leave your pictures in such a sketchy, unfinished state. Why don't you ever finish them?
Whistler’s reply: My dear Leighton, why do you ever begin yours?
James McNeill Whistler
(1834 – 1903) American-born, British-based artist
Communication
Entertainment
Insults
Criticism
Painting
Criticism and Bolshevism have one thing in common: they both seek to pull down that which they could never build.
Noel Coward
(1899 – 1973) English playwright, actor, composer, director & songwriter
Beliefs
Insults
Bolshevism
Criticism
It's a rare person who wants to hear what he doesn't want to hear.
Dick Cavett
(1936 – ) television talk show host
Communication
Individuals
People
Criticism
I can take any amount of criticism so long as it is unqualified praise.
Noel Coward
(1899 – 1973) English playwright, actor, composer, director & songwriter
Communication
People
Self
Criticism
Praise
Critics can’t even make music by rubbing their back legs together.
Mel Brooks
(1926 – ) film director, screenwriter, composer, comedian, actor & producer
Entertainment
Criticism
Critics
One of the greatest creations of the human mind is the art of reviewing books without having read them.
Georg C. Lichtenberg
(1742 – 1799) German writer
Books
Communication
Reading/Writing
Criticism
Critics
Has anyone told the Fox News anchors that Mad Men was not a documentary of how America should be?
Tim Goodman
American television critic
Reviews/Criticism
Criticism
Fox News
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