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The best time I ever had with Joan Crawford was when I pushed her down the stairs in
Whatever Happened to Baby Jane?
Bette Davis
(1908 – 1989) American actress of film, television & theater
Insults
Situations
Criticism
Joan Crawford
Any fool can criticize, condemn, and complain—and most fools do.
Dale Carnegie
(1888 – 1955) American writer, lecturer & developer of self-improvement skills
Characteristics
Communication
Fools
Intelligence
Criticism
Every journalist has a novel in him, which is an excellent place for it.
Russell Lynes
(1910 – 1991) American art historian, photographer, author & editor
Books
Communication
Reading/Writing
Criticism
Journalists
You look like a talent scout for a cemetery.
Henny Youngman
(1906 – 1998) English-born American comedian
Communication
Cemeteries
Criticism
Actress Mary Anderson: Mr. Hitchcock, what do you think is my best side?Hitchcock: My dear, you're sitting on it.
Alfred Hitchcock
(1899 – 1980) English filmmaker & producer
Appearance
Insults
Criticism
The only people who say worse things about politicians than reporters do are other politicians.
Andy Rooney
(1919 – 2011) American news commentator & writer
Communication
Politicians
Criticism
Reporters
For God's sake, go and tell that young man to take that Rockingham tea service out of his tights.
Noel Coward
(1899 – 1973) English playwright, actor, composer, director & songwriter
Entertainment
Insults
Coward said to the choreographer when a male dancer in one of his plays forgot to wear the proper support
Criticism
Theater
America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
America
Places
Barbarism
Civilization
Criticism
Decadence
She's generous to a fault… if it's her own.
Arthur ‘Bugs’ Baer
(1886 – 1969) American journalist & humorist
Characteristics
Communication
Criticism
Generosity
Yankees' owner George Steinbrenner is a first-and-ten capitalist in a bunt-and-run world.
Thomas Boswell
American sportswriter
Baseball
Communication
Sports
Criticism
George Steinbrenner
Honest criticism is hard to take, particularly from a relative, a friend, an acquaintance or a stranger.
Franklin Jones
(1908 – 1980) businessman, humorist
Beliefs
Opinion
Criticism
A critic is a gong at a railroad crossing clanging loudly and vainly as the train goes by.
Christopher Morley
(1890 – 1957) author & journalist
Communication
Criticism
Critics
Noise
Railroad crossings
The greatest man who ever came out of Plymouth Corner, Vermont.
Clarence Darrow
(1857 – 1938) American lawyer
Communication
Places
Criticism
On Calvin Coolidge
Isn't it possible for them to get a real fascist instead of this guy who plays one on TV?
Mort Sahl
(1927 – ) Canadian-born American comedian & actor
Characteristics
Communication
Television
Criticism
Sean Hannity
Critics can’t even make music by rubbing their back legs together.
Mel Brooks
(1926 – ) film director, screenwriter, composer, comedian, actor & producer
Entertainment
Criticism
Critics
The amount of flak received on any subject is inversely proportional to the subject’s true value.
Potter's Law
Communication
Murphy’s Laws
Criticism
Women cannot complain about men anymore until they start getting better taste in them.
Bill Maher
(1956 – ) comedian, television host, social critic & political commentator
Men
People
Women
Criticism
I gave up on new poetry myself thirty years ago, when most of it began to read like coded messages passing between lonely aliens on a hostile world.
Russell Baker
(1925 – ) columnist & journalist
Communication
Reading/Writing
Criticism
Poetry
She needs open-heart surgery, and they should go in through her feet.
Julie Andrews
(1935 – ) British actress, singer & author
Communication
Criticism
On columnist Joyce Haber
Surgery
I have derived continued benefit from criticism at all periods of my life and I do not remember any time when I was ever short of it.
Winston Churchill
(1874 – 1965) British prime minister, politician, statesman & orator
Beliefs
Criticism
The triumph of sugar over diabetes.
George Jean Nathan
(1882 – 1958) drama critic, editor
Communication
Insults
Reading/Writing
About writer J. M. Barrie
Criticism
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