Keyword: Criticism (Page 4)

My handwriting looks as if a swarm of ants, escaping from an ink bottle, had walked over a sheet of paper without wiping their legs.

(1771 – 1845) English writer & Anglican clergyman

One could not even dignify him with the name of a stuffed shirt; he was simply a hole on the air.

Eric Arthur Blair (1903 – 50) English author & journalist

In Russia a man is called reactionary if he objects to having his property stolen and his wife and children murdered.

(1874 – 1965) British prime minister, politician, statesman & orator

Those big-shot writers could never dig the fact that there are more salted peanuts consumed than caviar.

(1918 – 2006) American writer

Criticism and Bolshevism have one thing in common: they both seek to pull down that which they could never build.

(1899 – 1973) English playwright, actor, composer, director & songwriter

Another pot of coffee, waiter, and bring it under your arm to keep it warm.

(1876 – 1933) screenwriter

English painter & sculptor Frederic Leighton to James McNeill Whistler: My dear Whistler, you leave your pictures in such a sketchy, unfinished state. Why don't you ever finish them?

Whistler’s reply: My dear Leighton, why do you ever begin yours?

(1834 – 1903) American-born, British-based artist

Yeah, I tried to see it from your point of view, but I couldn’t get my head that far up my ass.

(1965 – ) comedian, actor, screenwriter, television producer & director

It's a rare person who wants to hear what he doesn't want to hear.

(1936 – ) television talk show host

You look like a talent scout for a cemetery.

(1906 – 1998) English-born American comedian

The gods bestowed on Max [Beerbohm] the gift of perpetual old age.

(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet

A drama critic is a person who surprises the playwright by informing him what he meant.

(1876 – 1933) screenwriter

How much would you charge to haunt a house?

(1886 – 1969) American journalist & humorist

If criticism had any power to harm, the skunk would be extinct by now.

(1894 – 1956) American radio comedian

He is not only dull himself, he is the cause of dullness in others.

(1720 – 1777) British dramatist, actor & theatre manager

Any fool can criticize, condemn, and complain… and most fools do.

(1706 – 1790) American statesman, author, scientist & inventor

For God's sake, go and tell that young man to take that Rockingham tea service out of his tights.

(1899 – 1973) English playwright, actor, composer, director & songwriter

When your head is in the bear's mouth, it is not the time to be smacking him on the nose.

Critics are eunuchs at a gang bang.

(1896 – 1996) comedian, actor & entertainer

A drama critic is a man who leaves no turn unstoned.

(1856 – 1950) Irish playwright & socialist

Actress Mary Anderson: Mr. Hitchcock, what do you think is my best side?
Hitchcock: My dear, you're sitting on it.

(1899 – 1980) English filmmaker & producer