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Criticism
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My handwriting looks as if a swarm of ants, escaping from an ink bottle, had walked over a sheet of paper without wiping their legs.
Reverend Sydney Smith
(1771 – 1845) English writer & Anglican clergyman
Communication
People
Reading/Writing
Self
Criticism
One could not even dignify him with the name of a stuffed shirt; he was simply a hole on the air.
George Orwell
Eric Arthur Blair (1903 – 50) English author & journalist
Communication
Insults
Criticism
On politician Stanley Baldwin
In Russia a man is called reactionary if he objects to having his property stolen and his wife and children murdered.
Winston Churchill
(1874 – 1965) British prime minister, politician, statesman & orator
Communication
Government
Places
Criticism
Russia
Those big-shot writers could never dig the fact that there are more salted peanuts consumed than caviar.
Mickey Spillane
(1918 – 2006) American writer
Books
Communication
Reading/Writing
Arrogance
Criticism
Writers
Criticism and Bolshevism have one thing in common: they both seek to pull down that which they could never build.
Noel Coward
(1899 – 1973) English playwright, actor, composer, director & songwriter
Beliefs
Insults
Bolshevism
Criticism
Another pot of coffee, waiter, and bring it under your arm to keep it warm.
Wilson Mizner
(1876 – 1933) screenwriter
Food/Drink
Coffee
Criticism
Temperature
English painter & sculptor Frederic Leighton to James McNeill Whistler: My dear Whistler, you leave your pictures in such a sketchy, unfinished state. Why don't you ever finish them?
Whistler’s reply: My dear Leighton, why do you ever begin yours?
James McNeill Whistler
(1834 – 1903) American-born, British-based artist
Communication
Entertainment
Insults
Criticism
Painting
Yeah, I tried to see it from your point of view, but I couldn’t get my head that far up my ass.
Chris Rock
(1965 – ) comedian, actor, screenwriter, television producer & director
Communication
Insults
Criticism
It's a rare person who wants to hear what he doesn't want to hear.
Dick Cavett
(1936 – ) television talk show host
Communication
Individuals
People
Criticism
You look like a talent scout for a cemetery.
Henny Youngman
(1906 – 1998) English-born American comedian
Communication
Cemeteries
Criticism
The gods bestowed on Max [Beerbohm] the gift of perpetual old age.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Age
Insults
Old
Criticism
A drama critic is a person who surprises the playwright by informing him what he meant.
Wilson Mizner
(1876 – 1933) screenwriter
Communication
Insults
Opinion
Criticism
Playwrights
How much would you charge to haunt a house?
Arthur ‘Bugs’ Baer
(1886 – 1969) American journalist & humorist
Appearance
Communication
Criticism
If criticism had any power to harm, the skunk would be extinct by now.
Fred Allen
(1894 – 1956) American radio comedian
Animals
Communication
Criticism
Skunks
He is not only dull himself, he is the cause of dullness in others.
Samuel Foote
(1720 – 1777) British dramatist, actor & theatre manager
Communication
Insults
Criticism
Dullness
Of English writer Samuel Johnson
Any fool can criticize, condemn, and complain… and most fools do.
Benjamin Franklin
(1706 – 1790) American statesman, author, scientist & inventor
Communication
Fools
Intelligence
Criticism
For God's sake, go and tell that young man to take that Rockingham tea service out of his tights.
Noel Coward
(1899 – 1973) English playwright, actor, composer, director & songwriter
Entertainment
Insults
Coward said to the choreographer when a male dancer in one of his plays forgot to wear the proper support
Criticism
Theater
When your head is in the bear's mouth, it is not the time to be smacking him on the nose.
Anonymous
Communication
Problems
Criticism
Trouble
Critics are eunuchs at a gang bang.
George Burns
(1896 – 1996) comedian, actor & entertainer
Communication
Insults
People
Criticism
Critics
Uselessness
A drama critic is a man who leaves no turn unstoned.
George Bernard Shaw
(1856 – 1950) Irish playwright & socialist
Communication
Entertainment
Wordplay
Criticism
Actress Mary Anderson: Mr. Hitchcock, what do you think is my best side?Hitchcock: My dear, you're sitting on it.
Alfred Hitchcock
(1899 – 1980) English filmmaker & producer
Appearance
Insults
Criticism
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