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Criticism
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Never insult an alligator until after you have crossed the river.
Hull's Warning
Communication
Insults
Murphy’s Laws
Criticism
Trouble
A great many people now reading and writing would be better employed keeping rabbits.
Edith Sitwell
(1887 – 1964) English biographer, critic, novelist & poet
Insults
Criticism
She's generous to a fault… if it's her own.
Arthur ‘Bugs’ Baer
(1886 – 1969) American journalist & humorist
Characteristics
Communication
Criticism
Generosity
It's high time the press finally got one thing right about me.
Chris Evert
(1954 – ) American professional tennis player
Appearance
Body
Communication
Criticism
On a publication proclaiming she "has the best boobs in the business.”
Critics are eunuchs at a gang bang.
George Burns
(1896 – 1996) comedian, actor & entertainer
Communication
Insults
People
Criticism
Critics
Uselessness
A critic is a legless man who teaches running.
Channing Pollock
(1880 – 1946) American playwright, critic & writer
Communication
Occupations
Work
Criticism
Critics
Yankees' owner George Steinbrenner is a first-and-ten capitalist in a bunt-and-run world.
Thomas Boswell
American sportswriter
Baseball
Communication
Sports
Criticism
George Steinbrenner
A good review is considered nepotism; a bad one professional jealousy.
Armitstead's Law of Book Reviewing
Communication
Murphy’s Laws
Opinion
Criticism
It's a rare person who wants to hear what he doesn't want to hear.
Dick Cavett
(1936 – ) television talk show host
Communication
Individuals
People
Criticism
How much would you charge to haunt a house?
Arthur ‘Bugs’ Baer
(1886 – 1969) American journalist & humorist
Appearance
Communication
Criticism
Any fool can criticize, condemn, and complain—and most fools do.
Dale Carnegie
(1888 – 1955) American writer, lecturer & developer of self-improvement skills
Characteristics
Communication
Fools
Intelligence
Criticism
Sure, 90% of science fiction is crud; that's because 90% of everything is crud.
Theodore Sturgeon
(1918 – 1985) science fiction author
Books
Insults
Reading/Writing
Criticism
I can take any amount of criticism so long as it is unqualified praise.
Noel Coward
(1899 – 1973) English playwright, actor, composer, director & songwriter
Communication
People
Self
Criticism
Praise
This sign says “IMPROV,” but I had a bad set on Friday night, so yesterday they put an “E” on the end of it.
Mitch Hedberg
(1968 – 2005) American stand-up comedian
Communication
Language
Comedy
Criticism
For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism.
Harrison's Postulate
Beliefs
Murphy’s Laws
Opinion
Criticism
In Russia a man is called reactionary if he objects to having his property stolen and his wife and children murdered.
Winston Churchill
(1874 – 1965) British prime minister, politician, statesman & orator
Communication
Government
Places
Criticism
Russia
Never mind, dear, we're all made the same, though some more than others.
Noel Coward
(1899 – 1973) English playwright, actor, composer, director & songwriter
People
Criticism
I have never found, in a long experience of politics, that criticism is ever inhibited by ignorance.
Harold Macmillan
(1894 – 1986) British prime minister
Communication
Intelligence
Politicians
Criticism
A drama critic is a person who surprises the playwright by informing him what he meant.
Wilson Mizner
(1876 – 1933) screenwriter
Communication
Insults
Opinion
Criticism
Playwrights
For God's sake, go and tell that young man to take that Rockingham tea service out of his tights.
Noel Coward
(1899 – 1973) English playwright, actor, composer, director & songwriter
Entertainment
Insults
Coward said to the choreographer when a male dancer in one of his plays forgot to wear the proper support
Criticism
Theater
A critic is a bunch of biases held loosely together by a sense of taste.
Whitney Balliett
(1926 – 2007) American jazz critic & book reviewer
Communication
Death
Occupations
Work
Criticism
Critics
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