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Criticism
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The musician who invented Swing ought to.
The New York Times
Communication
Entertainment
Music
Criticism
Swing
For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism.
Harrison's Postulate
Beliefs
Murphy’s Laws
Opinion
Criticism
About as modest as Mussolini.
David Crosby
(1941 – ) American singer & songwriter
Communication
Criticism
Singer Joni Mitchell
Any time you got the Pope and the Dixie Chicks against you, your time is up.
Michael Moore
(1954 – ) filmmaker, author, social critic & activist
People
Criticism
On George W. Bush's waning credibility
It's a rare person who wants to hear what he doesn't want to hear.
Dick Cavett
(1936 – ) television talk show host
Communication
Individuals
People
Criticism
If I rescued a child from drowning, the press would no doubt headline the story: ‘Benn Grabs Child.’
Tony Benn
(1925 – ) British politician & peace activist
Communication
Criticism
The press
This sign says “IMPROV,” but I had a bad set on Friday night, so yesterday they put an “E” on the end of it.
Mitch Hedberg
(1968 – 2005) American stand-up comedian
Communication
Language
Comedy
Criticism
If my critics saw me walking over the Thames they would say it was because I couldn't swim.
Margaret Thatcher
(1925 – 2013) British prime minister & politician
Communication
(also Lyndon Johnson)
Criticism
Swim
He is a man of his most recent word.
William F. Buckley
(1925 – 2008) American conservative author, commentator & television host
Beliefs
Communication
Opinion
Criticism
On Lyndon Johnson
I know why the sun never sets on the British Empire: God wouldn't trust an Englishman in the dark.
Duncan Spaeth
(1868-1954) professor & writer
Insults
Places
British Empire
Criticism
If Attila the Hun were alive today, he’d be a drama critic.
Edward Albee
(1928 – ) playwright
Beliefs
Opinion
Attila the Hun
Criticism
Drama critic
If one morning I walked on top of the water across the Potomac River, the headline that afternoon would read "President Can't Swim.”
Lyndon Johnson
(1908 – 1973) 36th U.S. president
Communication
(also Margaret Thatcher)
Criticism
Potomac River
Every journalist has a novel in him, which is an excellent place for it.
Russell Lynes
(1910 – 1991) American art historian, photographer, author & editor
Books
Communication
Reading/Writing
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