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Criticism
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It's high time the press finally got one thing right about me.
Chris Evert
(1954 – ) American professional tennis player
Appearance
Body
Communication
Criticism
On a publication proclaiming she "has the best boobs in the business.”
If you want to sacrifice the admiration of many men for the criticism of one, go ahead, get married.
Katharine Hepburn
(1907 – 2003) American actress of film, stage & television
Communication
Marriage
Admiration
Criticism
A great many people now reading and writing would be better employed keeping rabbits.
Edith Sitwell
(1887 – 1964) English biographer, critic, novelist & poet
Insults
Criticism
The triumph of sugar over diabetes.
George Jean Nathan
(1882 – 1958) drama critic, editor
Communication
Insults
Reading/Writing
About writer J. M. Barrie
Criticism
Ed, you're the second best umpire in the league… the other twenty-three are tied for first.
Carl Yastrzemski
American baseball player
Baseball
Sports
Criticism
To umpire Ed Runge
America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
America
Places
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Criticism
Decadence
Any fool can criticize, condemn, and complain—and most fools do.
Dale Carnegie
(1888 – 1955) American writer, lecturer & developer of self-improvement skills
Characteristics
Communication
Fools
Intelligence
Criticism
The greatest man who ever came out of Plymouth Corner, Vermont.
Clarence Darrow
(1857 – 1938) American lawyer
Communication
Places
Criticism
On Calvin Coolidge
Critics are eunuchs at a gang bang.
George Burns
(1896 – 1996) comedian, actor & entertainer
Communication
Insults
People
Criticism
Critics
Uselessness
The mediocrity of his thinking is concealed by the majesty of his language.
Aneurin Bevan
(1897 – 1960) Welsh labor leader & politician
Communication
Speech
Criticism
Of Winston Churchill
[Critics] search for ages for the wrong word, which, to give them credit, they eventually find.
Peter Ustinov
(1921 – 2004) English actor & author
Communication
Occupations
Work
Criticism
Critics
Yeah, I tried to see it from your point of view, but I couldn’t get my head that far up my ass.
Chris Rock
(1965 – ) comedian, actor, screenwriter, television producer & director
Communication
Insults
Criticism
Never insult an alligator until after you have crossed the river.
Hull's Warning
Communication
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Criticism
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