Keyword: Criticism (Page 5)

She needs open-heart surgery, and they should go in through her feet.

(1935 – ) British actress, singer & author

Critics are eunuchs at a gang bang.

(1896 – 1996) comedian, actor & entertainer

You look like a talent scout for a cemetery.

(1906 – 1998) English-born American comedian

The freedom of the press works in such a way that there is not much freedom from it.

(1929 – 1982) American actress & princess of Monaco

Yeah, I tried to see it from your point of view, but I couldn’t get my head that far up my ass.

(1965 – ) comedian, actor, screenwriter, television producer & director

The only people who say worse things about politicians than reporters do are other politicians.

(1919 – 2011) American news commentator & writer

If people don't sit at Chaplin's feet, he goes out and stands where they are sitting.

(1897 – 1953) American writer & producer

She is a peacock in everything but beauty.

(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet

I doubt that art needed [John] Ruskin any more than a moving train needs one of its passengers to shove it.

(1937 – ) British playwright & screenwriter

A great many people now reading and writing would be better employed keeping rabbits.

(1887 – 1964) English biographer, critic, novelist & poet

This sign says “IMPROV,” but I had a bad set on Friday night, so yesterday they put an “E” on the end of it.

(1968 – 2005) American stand-up comedian

Long experience has taught me that to be criticized is not always to be wrong.

(1897 – 1977) British politician & Prime Minister

Women cannot complain about men anymore until they start getting better taste in them.

(1956 – ) comedian, television host, social critic & political commentator