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It is exactly because a man cannot do a thing that he is the proper judge of it.

Oscar Wilde

(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet

A critic is a man who knows the way but can’t drive the car.

Kenneth Tynan

(1927 – 1980) English theatre critic & writer

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Critics are to authors what dogs are to lamp-posts.

Jeffrey Robinson

(1945 – ) American author

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[Critics] search for ages for the wrong word, which, to give them credit, they eventually find.

Peter Ustinov

(1921 – 2004) English actor & author

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Critic: One who boasts of being “hard to please” because nobody tries to please him.

Ambrose Bierce

(1842 – 1914) author & satirist

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The critic has to educate the public; the artist has to educate the critic.

Oscar Wilde

(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet

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A critic is a bunch of biases held loosely together by a sense of taste.

Whitney Balliett

(1926 – 2007) American jazz critic & book reviewer

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Women’s soccer does have its knockers.

Adrian Durham

sports broadcaster

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Critics are eunuchs at a gang bang.

George Burns

(1896 – 1996) comedian, actor & entertainer

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Don't pay any attention to the critics; don't even ignore them.

Samuel Goldwyn

(1879 – 1974) film producer

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A critic is someone who never actually goes to the battle, yet who afterwards comes out shooting the wounded.

Tyne Daly

(1946 – ) American stage & screen actress

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Critics can’t even make music by rubbing their back legs together.

Mel Brooks

(1926 – ) film director, screenwriter, composer, comedian, actor & producer

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A critic is a gong at a railroad crossing clanging loudly and vainly as the train goes by.

Christopher Morley

(1890 – 1957) author & journalist

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One of the greatest creations of the human mind is the art of reviewing books without having read them.

Georg C. Lichtenberg

(1742 – 1799) German writer

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Critics are like eunuchs in a harem; they know how it’s done, they’ve seen it done every day, but they’re unable to do it themselves.

Brendan Francis Behan

(1923 – 1964) Irish poet, short story writer, novelist & playwright

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Critics? … I love every bone in their heads.

Eugene O’Neill

(1888 – 1953) American playwright

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Having the critics praise you is like having the hangman say you’ve got a pretty neck.

Eli Wallach

(1915 – ) American film, television & stage actor

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A critic is a legless man who teaches running.

Channing Pollock

(1880 – 1946) American playwright, critic & writer

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I never met anybody who said when they were a kid, “I wanna grow up and be a critic.”

Richard Pryor

(1940 – 2005) comedian & movie actor

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Keyword: Critics

It is exactly because a man cannot do a thing that he is the proper judge of it.

A critic is a man who knows the way but can’t drive the car.

Critics are to authors what dogs are to lamp-posts.

[Critics] search for ages for the wrong word, which, to give them credit, they eventually find.

Critic: One who boasts of being “hard to please” because nobody tries to please him.

The critic has to educate the public; the artist has to educate the critic.

A critic is a bunch of biases held loosely together by a sense of taste.

Women’s soccer does have its knockers.

Critics are eunuchs at a gang bang.

Don't pay any attention to the critics; don't even ignore them.

A critic is someone who never actually goes to the battle, yet who afterwards comes out shooting the wounded.

Critics can’t even make music by rubbing their back legs together.

A critic is a gong at a railroad crossing clanging loudly and vainly as the train goes by.

One of the greatest creations of the human mind is the art of reviewing books without having read them.

Critics are like eunuchs in a harem; they know how it’s done, they’ve seen it done every day, but they’re unable to do it themselves.

Critics? … I love every bone in their heads.

Having the critics praise you is like having the hangman say you’ve got a pretty neck.

A critic is a legless man who teaches running.

I never met anybody who said when they were a kid, “I wanna grow up and be a critic.”