Keyword: Culture

The only cultural advantage L.A. has over New York is that you can make a right turn on a red light.

(1935 – ) movie actor, director & comedian
Driving New York City Places

The wider any culture is spread, the thinner it gets.

Murphy’s Laws

Culture is the ability to describe Jane Russell without moving your hands.

(1903 – 2003) English-born American comedian & actor
Characteristics

Culture is what your butcher would have if he were a surgeon.

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Characteristics

Culture: The visible evidence of a tribe of bacteria, as observed by microbiologists or cynics.

(1950 – ) American author, satirist, webmaster & copywriter
Definitions

White folks love everything about black culture, except the blacks.

American stand-up comedian
People

Support bacteria – they're the only culture some people have.

(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer
Entertainment People

Culture is roughly anything we do and the monkeys don't.

Animals

Hip: Smartly attuned to the latest cutting-edge cliches.

(1950 – ) American author, satirist, webmaster & copywriter
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