Keyword: Culture

Culture: The visible evidence of a tribe of bacteria, as observed by microbiologists or cynics.

(1950 – ) American author, satirist, webmaster & copywriter
Definitions

Support bacteria – they're the only culture some people have.

(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer
Entertainment People

White folks love everything about black culture, except the blacks.

American stand-up comedian
People

The wider any culture is spread, the thinner it gets.

Murphy’s Laws

Culture is what your butcher would have if he were a surgeon.

author
Characteristics

Culture is roughly anything we do and the monkeys don't.

Animals

The only cultural advantage L.A. has over New York is that you can make a right turn on a red light.

(1935 – ) movie actor, director & comedian
Driving New York City Places

Culture is the ability to describe Jane Russell without moving your hands.

(1903 – 2003) English-born American comedian & actor
Characteristics

Hip: Smartly attuned to the latest cutting-edge cliches.

(1950 – ) American author, satirist, webmaster & copywriter
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