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Danger
For the first time in history, sex is more dangerous than the cigarette afterward.
Jay Leno
(1950 – ) comedian & television host
Health
Sex
Danger
Disease
Nothing is as dangerous as an unemployed lawyer.
Solomon Short
David Gerrold (1944 – ) science fiction author
Characteristics
Government
Law
Lawyers
Danger
A little learning is a dangerous thing but a lot of ignorance is just as bad.
Bob Edwards
(1947 – ) radio broadcaster & host
Intelligence
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Stupidity
Danger
The most dangerous thing in the combat zone is an officer with a map.
Murphy's Third Military Law
Military
Murphy’s Laws
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Combat
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Officer
The world is getting to be such a dangerous place, a man is lucky to get out of it alive.
W.C. Fields
(1880 – 1946) comedian, actor, juggler & writer
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World
Danger
It is dangerous to be sincere unless you are also stupid.
George Bernard Shaw
(1856 – 1950) Irish playwright & socialist
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Stupidity
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Sincere