Keyword: Day

A day without sunshine is like… well, night.

There are never enough hours in a day, but always too many days before Saturday.

These are the days when it takes all you’ve got just to keep up with the losers.

(1927 – ) magician & comedy writer

I saw a bank that said “24 Hour Banking,” but I don’t have that
 much time.

(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer

The world gets better every day – then worse again in the evening.

(1868 – 1930) cartoonist, humorist & journalist

There must be one day above all others in each life that is the happiest

Corollary: What if you’ve already had it?

By doing just a little every day, I can gradually let the task overwhelm me.

(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist

We learn something every day, and lots of times it’s that what we learned the day before was wrong.

(1915 – 1977) columnist, writer & actor

Why are our days numbered and not, say, lettered?

(1935 – ) movie actor, director & comedian

Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.

(1880 – 1946) comedian, actor, juggler & writer

I try to take it one day at a time, but sometimes several days attack me at once.

(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist