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Decathlon
Seb Coe is a Yorkshireman; so he's a complete bastard and will do well in politics.
Daley Thompson
British Olympic decathlon champion
Government
Politics
Decathlon
Sebastian Coe
Being a decathlete is like having ten girlfriends. You have to love them all, and you can't afford losing one.
Daley Thompson
British Olympic decathlon champion
Misspokements
Sports
Decathlon
When I lost my decathlon world record I took it like a man. I only cried for ten hours.
Daley Thompson
British Olympic decathlon champion
Sports
Decathlon
As a runner Daley Thompson is excellent, as a jumper he is excellent, and as a thrower he is an excellent runner and jumper.
Cliff Temple
British journalist, author, commentator & coach
Misspokements
Sports
Daley Thompson
Decathlon
The decathlon is nine Mickey Mouse events and the 1500 metres.
Steve Ovett
English distance runner
Sports
Decathlon
Behind every good decathlete, there's a good doctor.
Bill Toomey
American Olympic decathlon champion
Misspokements
Sports
Decathlon