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Decisions
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Decisions are justified by the benefits to the organization, but they are made by considering the benefits to the decision-makers.
Third Law of Decision Making
Intelligence
Murphy’s Laws
People
Benefits
Decisions
Organization
I’ve been married for 10 years… I haven’t made a decision for seven.
Jason Cook
(1973 – ) English comedian
Marriage
Decisions
He used to be fairly indecisive, but now he's not so certain.
Peter Alliss
British professional golfer & commentator
Characteristics
Decisions
Decisions are justified by the benefits to the organization, but they are
made
by considering the benefits to the decision-makers.
Fifth Law of Decision Making
Murphy’s Laws
Decisions
I listen carefully to their advice; but having gathered the device [sic], I decide, you know, I say, 'This is what we're going to do.'
George W. Bush
(1946 – ) 43rd U.S. president
Bushisms
Advice
Decisions
I have made good judgements in the past; I have made good judgements in the future.
Dan Quayle
(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician
Misspokements
Decisions
Judgment
In crises that force people to choose among alternative courses of action, most people will choose the worst possible course.
Rudin's Law
Murphy’s Laws
Choice
Decisions
In other words, I don't think people ought to be compelled to make the decision which they think is best for their family.
George W. Bush
(1946 – ) 43rd U.S. president
Bushisms
Decisions
Stengel: Well, I have given that thought a lot of thinking lately and last night… well – I finally made up my mind.Reporter: Which way?Stengel: I made up my mind both ways.
Casey Stengel
(1890 – 1975) American baseball manager
Misspokements
Decisions
No good decision was ever made in a swivel chair.
George S. Patton
(1885 – 1945) U.S. Army general
Intelligence
Decisions
Sitting
Swivel chairs
Burt Johnson: I don't drink because drinking affects your decision-making.Arthur: You may be right… I can't decide.
Dudley Moore
(1935 – 2002) English actor, comedian, composer & musician
Alcohol
Food/Drink
TV/Movie Quotes
As Arthur in “Arthur”
Decisions
Drinking
1. Anyone can make a decision given enough facts. 2. A good manager can make a decision without enough facts. 3. A perfect manager can operate in perfect ignorance.
Spencer's Laws of Data
Facts
Murphy’s Laws
Decisions
Managers
Typesetters always correct intentional errors, but fail to correct unintentional ones.
Parkinson's Fifth Law
Murphy’s Laws
Bureaucracy
Decisions
Delays
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