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Decisions
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I see a woman with a tattoo, and I’m thinking, OK, here’s a gal who’s capable of making a decision she’ll regret in the future.
Richard Jeni
(1957 – 2007) American stand-up comedian & actor
Intelligence
People
Women
Decisions
Tattoos
Decisions are justified by the benefits to the organization, but they are
made
by considering the benefits to the decision-makers.
Fifth Law of Decision Making
Murphy’s Laws
Decisions
By making the right choices, we can make the right choice for our future.
George W. Bush
(1946 – ) 43rd U.S. president
Bushisms
Choices
Decisions
Typesetters always correct intentional errors, but fail to correct unintentional ones.
Parkinson's Fifth Law
Murphy’s Laws
Bureaucracy
Decisions
Delays
Any decision is better than no decision.
Second Law Of Decision Making
Murphy’s Laws
Decisions
I have made good judgements in the past; I have made good judgements in the future.
Dan Quayle
(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician
Misspokements
Decisions
Judgment
In other words, I don't think people ought to be compelled to make the decision which they think is best for their family.
George W. Bush
(1946 – ) 43rd U.S. president
Bushisms
Decisions
I’ve been married for 10 years… I haven’t made a decision for seven.
Jason Cook
(1973 – ) English comedian
Marriage
Decisions
Any decision is better than no decision.
Second Law Of Decision Making
Murphy’s Laws
Decisions
In my house I’m the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.
Woody Allen
(1935 – ) movie actor, director & comedian
Marriage
Wives
Bosses
Decisions
Ever notice that 'what the hell' is always the right decision.
Marilyn Monroe
(1926 – 1962) actress, sex symbol
Intelligence
Decisions
Decisions are justified by the benefits to the organization, but they are made by considering the benefits to the decision-makers.
Third Law of Decision Making
Intelligence
Murphy’s Laws
People
Benefits
Decisions
Organization
A decision is what a man makes when he can’t get anyone to serve on a committee.
Fletcher Knebel
(1911 – 1993) columnist & novelist
Intelligence
Committees
Decisions
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