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Deja vu
Rita: Do you ever have déjà vu?Phil: Didn’t you just ask me that?
Bill Murray
(1950 – ) American actor & comedian
TV/Movie Quotes
As Phil Connors in “Groundhog Day”
Deja vu
Right now I’m having amnesia and deja vu at the same time — I think I’ve forgotten this before.
Steven Wright
(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer
Health
Memory
Situations
Amnesia
Deja vu
Did I already do my déjà vu joke?
Stewart Francis
Canadian stand-up comedian, actor & writer
Situations
Deja vu
This is like deja vu all over again.
‘Yogi' Berra
(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager
Yogi-isms
Deja vu
I went to a fancy French restaurant called “Deja Vu”, and the headwaiter said, “Don’t I know you?”
Rod Schmidt
Situations
Deja vu
French restaurant
Headwaiter