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Devil
People have discovered that they can fool the devil; but they can't fool the neighbors.
Edgar Watson Howe
(1853 – 1937) journalist, writer & editor
People
Situations
Devil
Neighbors
God is in my head, but the devil is in my pants.
Jonathan Winters
(1925 – 2013) comedian & actor
Beliefs
God
Devil
An apology for the devil: it must be remembered that we have heard only one side of the case; God has written all the books.
Samuel Butler
(1835 – 1902) English composer, author & satirist
Beliefs
Books
God
Devil
There were many reasons we broke up; there was a religious difference: I'm a Catholic, and she's the devil.
Adam Ferrara
American actor & comedian
Beliefs
Girlfriends
Relationships
Religion
Catholicism
Devil
Probably the toughest time in anyone’s life is when you have to murder a loved one because they’re the devil.
Emo Phillips
(1956 – ) American comedian
Conflict
Killing
Life
People
Time
Devil
Loved one
Toughest time in life
The theory seems to be that as long as a man is a failure he is one of God's children, but that as soon as he succeeds he is taken over by the Devil.
H.L. Mencken
(1880 – 1956) journalist, essayist, editor & satirist
Beliefs
Failure
God
Success
Devil
The devil is the father of lies, but he neglected to patent the idea, and the business now suffers from competition.
Josh Billings
(1818 – 1885) humorist
Beliefs
Honesty
Lies
Devil