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Diet
The closest I’ve been to a diet this year is erasing food searches from my browser history.
Pauly Peligroso
Food/Drink
Diet
Diet: What helps a person gain weight more slowly.
Anonymous
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Diet
Diet: Something to take the starch out of you.
Anonymous
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Eating
Food/Drink
Diet
Diet: A system of starving yourself to death so you can live a little longer.
Anonymous
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Diet
Diet: A brief period of starvation followed by a gain of five pounds.
Anonymous
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Food/Drink
Diet
It was so hot in Beverly Hills, people were frying egg whites on the sidewalk.
Matt Wohlfarth
American comedian
Heat
Science/Weather
Beverly Hills
Diet
Diet: selection of foods for people who are thick and tired of it.
Anonymous
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Food/Drink
Diet
I just lost 10 pounds on a new diet called ‘the flu.’
Jay Mohr
(1970 – ) American actor, producer & stand up comedian
Appearance
Body
Health
Diet
Flu
Diet: Something you keep putting off while you keep putting on.
Anonymous
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Food/Drink
Diet
Diet: The penalty for exceeding the feed limit.
Anonymous
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Diet