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Diplomat
Diplomat: Someone who can lose all the points and still win the game.
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Diplomat
Diplomat: If you have the advantage over someone, and you lead him to think that he has the advantage over you, without giving him the chance to take advantage of you.
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Diplomat
Diplomat: A person who can juggle a hot potato long enough for it to become a cold issue.
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Diplomat
Diplomat: A headwaiter who is allowed to sit down occasionally.
Peter Ustinov
(1921 – 2004) English actor & author
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Diplomat
Diplomat: A person who thinks twice before saying nothing.
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Diplomat
Diplomat: A fellow who prefers ironing out his differences to flattening his opponent.
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Diplomat