Keyword: Disease

First the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me.

(1945 – ) comedian, actor, writer, playwright & musician

Doctors are men who prescribe medicines of which they know little, to cure diseases of which they know less, in human beings of whom they know nothing.

(1694 – 1778) French author, humanist & satirist

Africa is a nation that suffers from incredible disease.

(1946 – ) 43rd U.S. president

Flies spread disease – keep yours zipped.

public speaker & teacher

Health consists of having the same diseases as one’s neighbors.

(1908 – 1999) English writer

For the first time in history, sex is more dangerous than the cigarette afterward.

(1950 – ) comedian & television host

The doctor is to be feared more than the disease.

There are only two things a child will share willingly – communicable diseases and his mother’s age.

(1903 – 1998) American pediatrician & author

Alcoholism is a disease, but it's the only disease that you can get yelled at for having.

(1968 – 2005) American stand-up comedian

Life is a sexually transmitted disease.

(1927 – 1989) Scottish psychiatrist

I’m so frightened of disease that it’s to the point I won’t have sex with someone… unless they say… you know… “Okay.”

(1970 – ) American comedian, writer & actress