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Doors
People who live in glass houses might as well answer the door.
Solomon Short
David Gerrold (1944 – ) science fiction author
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Doors
Glass houses
Toughest job I ever had: selling doors, door to door.
Ben Bailey
(1970 – ) American comedian & television game show host
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When you want to unlock a door but only have one hand free, the keys will be in the opposite pocket.
Von Fumbles Law
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Keys
In approaching a double door, you will always go to the one door that is locked, pull when you should have pushed, and push when the sign says pull.
Ehre's Double-Door Law
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No matter which side of door the cat or dog is on, it's the wrong side.
Pet Principle
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Doors
A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.
Ogden Nash
(1902 – 1971) American humorist & poet
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