Keyword: Dreams

I dreamt I was forced to eat 25lb of marshmallows; when I woke up, my pillow was missing.

(1919 – 1985) Scottish comedian & actor

You know, I’m sick of following my dreams, man; I’m just going to ask where they’re going and hook up with ‘em later.

(1968 – 2005) American stand-up comedian

My dreams have been shattered into shards of a broken dream.

cartoon character in The Simpsons (Dan Castellaneta)

Congratulations to Martin Luther King Jr. for having the only dream in history anyone actually wanted to hear about.

American comedian

My nightmares have coming attractions.

(1947 – ) comedian & actor

He dreamed he was eating shredded wheat and woke up to find the mattress half gone.

(1894 – 1956) American radio comedian

In life your dreams may not come true, but sooner or later one of your nightmares will.

(1957 – 2007) American stand-up comedian & actor

Only in our dreams are we free; the rest of the time we need wages.

(1948 – ) English novelist

Quantum Mechanics: The dreams stuff is made of.

(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer

“Belinda Carlisle sings, ‘We dream the same dream' … but I can’t believe that every night Belinda Carlisle has a wet dream about Wilma Flintstone.

(1964 – ) British comedian, novelist & television presenter

Last night I fell asleep in a satellite dish… my dreams were broadcast all over the world.

(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer

Every girl dreams, when they grow up, they’re gonna marry a doctor, marry a lawyer; but me, I had to marry the only lawyer in America with a conscience.

(1963 – ) American comedian

If you want your dreams to come true, don’t sleep.

I wrote my nightmares out this afternoon so I can get a good night’s sleep tonight.

(1947 – ) comedian & actor