Keyword: Driving

Confucius say… when driving near schools, open your eyes and save the pupils.

Autos Confucius say Things

Ross: All right, I’ll tell you why you’re a bad driver. You’re fast and irresponsible.

Rachel: Well, excuse me, but in high school that made me head cheerleader.

(1969 – ) American actress, film director & producer
TV/Movie Quotes

Jim: Pssssttt… what does the yellow light mean?
Bobby Wheeler: Slow down.
Jim: What… does… the… yellow… light… mean?

(1938 – ) American actor
TV/Movie Quotes

1. The last gas station for 50 miles will be closed when you get there. 2. At the moment of any departure, the level of gas in your tank depends entirely on how late you are. 3. You only run out of gas after your wife tells you to stop for gas before you run out.

Autos Murphy’s Laws

If you drink like a fish, don't drive… swim.

(1902 – 1971) American comedian & singer
Alcohol Food/Drink

Keke Rosberg is as calculating as a slot machine.

British racing executive, writer & photographer
Auto racing Sports

Detour: The roughest distance between two points.

Activities Definitions Travel

When I'm driving here I see a sign that says, CAUTION: SMALL CHILDREN PLAYING… I slow down, and then it occurs to me: I'm not afraid of small children.

(1946 – ) American comedian, actor & voice actor
Activities Situations

I feel safer on a racetrack than I do on Houston's freeways.

American auto racer
Auto racing Sports