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Ears
His ears are so big… he heard the sun come up.
Anonymous
Appearance
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Ears
His ears made him look like a taxicab with both doors open.
Howard Hughes
(1905 – 1976) industrialist, aviator, engineer, film producer & philanthropist
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About Clark Gable
Ears
When you are in it up to your ears, keep your mouth shut.
Anonymous
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He has Van Gogh's ear for music.
Artemus Ward
Charles Farrar Browne (1834 – 1867) humorist
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Ears
Van Gogh
His head is so big… he has to step into his shirts.
Anonymous
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Ears
A politician is an animal which can sit on a fence and yet keep both ears to the ground.
H.L. Mencken
(1880 – 1956) journalist, essayist, editor & satirist
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Ears
Sit on a fence