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Economists
In all recorded history there has not been one economist who has had to worry about where the next meal would come from.
Peter Drucker
(1909 – 2005) management writer
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Among economists, the real world is often a special case.
Horngren's Observation
Murphy’s Laws
Economists
If all economists were laid end to end, they would not reach a conclusion.
William Baumol
(1922 – ) American economist
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Isn’t it strange that the same people who laugh at gypsy fortune-tellers take economists seriously.
Anonymous
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The only thing more dangerous than an amateur economist is a professional economist.
Berta's Fundamental Law of Economic Rents
Murphy’s Laws
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An economist is a man who knows a hundred ways of making love but doesn’t know any women.
Art Buchwald
(1925 – 2007) humorist & columnist
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No real English gentleman, in his secret soul, was ever sorry for the death of a political economist.
Walter Bagehot
(1826 – 1877) English economist & journalist
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An economist is a man who states the obvious in terms of the incomprehensible.
Alfred A. Knopf
(1892 – 1984) American publisher
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The First Law of Economists: For every economist, there exists an equal and opposite economist.The Second Law of Economists: They're both wrong.
The First Law
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Economists