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Economists
An economist is a man who states the obvious in terms of the incomprehensible.
Alfred A. Knopf
(1892 – 1984) American publisher
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The First Law of Economists: For every economist, there exists an equal and opposite economist.The Second Law of Economists: They're both wrong.
The First Law
Murphy’s Laws
Economists
In all recorded history there has not been one economist who has had to worry about where the next meal would come from.
Peter Drucker
(1909 – 2005) management writer
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An economist is a man who knows a hundred ways of making love but doesn’t know any women.
Art Buchwald
(1925 – 2007) humorist & columnist
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Economists
The only thing more dangerous than an amateur economist is a professional economist.
Berta's Fundamental Law of Economic Rents
Murphy’s Laws
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Economists
Isn’t it strange that the same people who laugh at gypsy fortune-tellers take economists seriously.
Anonymous
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Economists
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No real English gentleman, in his secret soul, was ever sorry for the death of a political economist.
Walter Bagehot
(1826 – 1877) English economist & journalist
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Economists
If all economists were laid end to end, they would not reach a conclusion.
William Baumol
(1922 – ) American economist
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Economists
Among economists, the real world is often a special case.
Horngren's Observation
Murphy’s Laws
Economists