Keyword: Economy

President Bush has just one question for the American voters: is the rich person you're working for better off now than they were 4 years ago?

(1950 – ) comedian & television host
America Money

The economy is so bad that I put my wife back on Match.com, just for the free dinners.

comedian
Relationships

Russia's Economic Woes Outweigh The Universe

Money

An economic forecaster is like a cross-eyed javelin thrower: they don’t win many accuracy contests, but they keep the crowd’s attention.

People

Trickle-down theory – the less than elegant metaphor that if one feeds the horse enough oats, some will pass through to the road for the sparrows.

(1908 – 2006) Canadian-American economist
Government

Basically, this is the way the economy works: I do a service for you, and you pay me, even if you claim you didn't want the service and that I "ruined" something of yours.

Money

I learned more about the economy from one South Dakota dust storm that I did in all my years of college.

(1911 – 1978) U.S. vice president & politician
Government Money Science/Weather

As the economy gets better, everything else gets worse.

Money Murphy’s Laws

Investment means you're purchasing something, and somebody has to make that which you purchase and sell that which you purchase. And that's how the economy works.

(1946 – ) 43rd U.S. president
Bushisms

We want people owning their home – we want people owning a businesses.

(1946 – ) 43rd U.S. president
Bushisms

My plan reduces the national debt, and fast; so fast, in fact, that economists worry that we're going to run out of debt to retire.

(1946 – ) 43rd U.S. president
Bushisms

You know the economy is bad when illegals start complaining that Americans are taking their jobs.

(1964 – ) American writer, stand-up comedian, actress, television host
Government Money

I knew something was wrong with the economy when the shampoo girl at my salon closed on a six bedroom house.

(1964 – ) American writer, stand-up comedian, actress, television host
Money Situations