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Elephants
The two symbols of the Republican Party: an elephant, and a big fat white guy who is threatened by change.
Seth MacFarlane
(1973 – ) animator, writer, actor & producer
Animals
Government
Politics
Elephants
Republicans
Symbol
I have a memory like an elephant; in fact, elephants often consult me.
Noel Coward
(1899 – 1973) English playwright, actor, composer, director & songwriter
Animals
Intelligence
Memory
Elephants
When eating an elephant, take one bite at a time.
Abrams' Advice
Eating
Food/Drink
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Elephants
Women and elephants never forget an injury.
Saki's First Law
Intelligence
Memory
Murphy’s Laws
Women
Elephants
Injuries
When you have got an elephant by the hind leg, and he is trying to run away, it’s best to let him run.
Abraham Lincoln
(1809 – 1865) 16th U.S. president
Animals
Conflict
Elephants
Leg