Keyword: Elevators

I know [canned music] makes chickens lay more eggs and factory workers produce more, but how much more can they get out of you on an elevator?

(1909 – 2000) Danish-born comedian & pianist
Entertainment Music

In a three story building served by one elevator, the elevator car will be on a floor where you are not.

Murphy’s Laws

In a three-story building served by one elevator, nine times out of ten the elevator car will be on a floor where you are not.

Murphy’s Laws

Passengers on elevators constantly rearrange their positions as people get on and off so there is at all times an equal distance between all bodies.

Murphy’s Laws

When I was little, my grandfather used to make me stand in a closet for five minutes without moving… he said it was elevator practice.

(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer
Age Family Things Young

Crowded lifts (elevators) smell different to people with restricted growth.

Characteristics Murphy’s Laws Things