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Elizabeth Taylor
Is she fat? … Her favorite food is seconds.
Joan Rivers
(1935 – 2014) American comedian, television personality, writer & director
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Body
Eating
Fat
Food/Drink
Insults
Elizabeth Taylor
Elizabeth Taylor is wearing Orson Welles designer jeans.
Joan Rivers
(1935 – 2014) American comedian, television personality, writer & director
Appearance
Body
Clothing
Fat
Elizabeth Taylor
She’s so fat she wears stretch kaftans.
Joan Rivers
(1935 – 2014) American comedian, television personality, writer & director
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Body
Clothing
Fat
Elizabeth Taylor
Elizabeth Taylor has more chins than the Chinese telephone directory.
Joan Rivers
(1935 – 2014) American comedian, television personality, writer & director
Appearance
Fat
Insults
Chins
Elizabeth Taylor
Exaggerations
She’s so fat, she’s my two best friends.
Joan Rivers
(1935 – 2014) American comedian, television personality, writer & director
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Body
Fat
Elizabeth Taylor
Elizabeth Taylor was so fat that whenever she went to London in a red dress, 30 passengers would try to board her.
Joan Rivers
(1935 – 2014) American comedian, television personality, writer & director
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Fat
Insults
Elizabeth Taylor
Eddie Fisher married to Elizabeth Taylor is like me trying to wash the Empire State Building with a bar of soap.
Don Rickles
(1926 – 2017) American stand-up comedian & actor
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Eddie Fisher
Elizabeth Taylor