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Elvis
What can you say about a society that says that God is dead and Elvis is alive?
Irv Kupcinet
(1912 – 2003) newspaper columnist
Beliefs
God
Elvis
I really like a lot of the stuff they did; it's just, sometimes, their fans get on my nerves.
Grant Taylor
comedian
People
Elvis
Jesus
I don’t understand this whole Elvis thing; there are dead people in my family that we miss and love dearly, but shoot, we don’t dress up like them and three are blank.
Wanda Sykes
(1964 – ) American writer, stand-up comedian, actress, television host
People
Elvis
If life was fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead.
Johnny Carson
(1925 – 2005) television host
Death
Life
Elvis
Fairness
Impersonators
I didn’t even know Elvis was from Memphis; I though he was from Tennessee.
‘Yogi' Berra
(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager
Places
Yogi-isms
Elvis