Keyword: Employees

To protect your position, fire the fastest rising employees first.

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Employees make the best dates; you don’t have to pick them up and they’re always tax-deductible.

(1928 – 1987) painter, printmaker & filmmaker
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Work is accomplished by those employees who have not yet reached their level of incompetence.

(1919 – 1990) educator & writer
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Employees who think they know everything are very irritating to those of us who do.

(1936 – 2005) Irish comedian
People

Employees in a hierarchy do not really object to incompetence in their colleagues.

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No boss will keep an employee who is right all the time.

Murphy’s Laws

Every employee begins at his level of competence.

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