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Employment
And so the fact that they purchased the machine meant somebody had to make the machine; and when somebody makes a machine, it means there's jobs at the machine-making place.
George W. Bush
(1946 – ) 43rd U.S. president
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Employment
The three toughest jobs in the world are: President of the United States, mayor of New York, and head football coach at Notre Dame.
'Beano' Cook
(1931 – 2012) American college football historian & television commentator
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An enterprise employing more than 1000 people becomes a self-perpetuating empire, creating so much internal work that it no longer needs any contact with the outside world.
Parkinson's Law of 1000
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Confusion creates jobs.
Hoffstedt's Employment Principle
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If, while you are in school, there is a shortage of qualified personnel in a particular field, then by the time you graduate with the necessary qualifications, that field's employment is glutted.
Marguerite Emmons
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