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Engagements
Georgie got engaged the way other people got haircuts; it was just something he did every few months whether he needed to or not.
George Burns
(1896 – 1996) comedian, actor & entertainer
Marriage
Engagements
George Jessel
Haircuts
My fiancé and I are having a little disagreement; what I want is a big church wedding with bridesmaids and flowers and a no-expense-spared reception; what he wants is to break off our engagement.
Sally Poplin
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Engagements
Long engagements give people the opportunity of finding out each other's character before marriage, which is never advisable.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
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Marriage
Engagements
Few things in life are more embarrassing than the necessity of having to inform an old friend that you have just got engaged to his fiancee.
W.C. Fields
(1880 – 1946) comedian, actor, juggler & writer
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Embarrassment
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