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Errors
Nobody notices the big errors.
Mayne's Law
Mistakes
Murphy’s Laws
Problems
Errors
When an error has been detected and corrected, it will be found to have been correct in the first place
Corollary: After the correction has been found in error, it will be impossible to fit the original quantity back into the equation.
Scott's Second Law
Ideas
Intelligence
Mistakes
Murphy’s Laws
Corrections
Equations
Errors
Typesetters always correct intentional errors, but fail to correct unintentional ones.
Otten's Law of Typesetting
Murphy’s Laws
Errors
Typesetters
Only errors exist.Berman's Corollary to Robert's Axiom: One man's error is another man's data.
Roberts's Axiom
Murphy’s Laws
Data
Errors