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Events
The longer ahead you plan a special event, and the more special it is, the more likely it is to go wrong.
(F)law of Long-Range Planning
Murphy’s Laws
Problems
Events
Planning
The same thing happened today that happened yesterday, only to different people.
Walter Winchell
(1897 – 1972) broadcast journalist & gossip columnist
People
Time
Events
Today
Any event, once it has occurred, can be made to appear inevitable by a competent historian.
Historian's Rule
Murphy’s Laws
Situations
Time
Events
Historians
Inevitability
At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle arrive last.
Breda’s Rule
Murphy’s Laws
People
Aisles
Audiences
Events
Seats
History is an account, mostly false, of events, mostly unimportant, which are brought about by rulers, mostly knaves, and soldiers, mostly fools.
Ambrose Bierce
(1842 – 1914) author & satirist
History
Time
Events
Always behave as if nothing had happened, no matter what has happened.
Enoch Arnold Bennett
1867 – 1931) English novelist
Beliefs
Situations
Events