Keyword: Excuses

If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire.

Murphy’s Laws

I make no apologies for their absence… I’m sorry they’re not here.

(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator
Misspokements Sports

The only man who is really free is the one who can turn down an invitation to dinner without giving an excuse.

(1864 – 1910) French author
Situations

If you pick up a golfer and hold it close to your ear, like a conch shell, and listen, you will hear an alibi.

Golf Sports

Never mess up an apology with an excuse.

Beliefs Proverbs