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Excuses
If you pick up a golfer and hold it close to your ear, like a conch shell, and listen, you will hear an alibi.
Fred Beck
Golf
Sports
Excuses
I make no apologies for their absence… I’m sorry they’re not here.
Murray Walker
(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator
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Excuses
If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire.
Cannon's Law
Murphy’s Laws
Excuses
The only man who is really free is the one who can turn down an invitation to dinner without giving an excuse.
Jules Renard
(1864 – 1910) French author
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Excuses
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Never mess up an apology with an excuse.
Proverb
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