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Expectations
It’s a funny thing about life; if you refuse to accept anything but the best, you very often get it.
W. Somerset Maugham
(1874 – 1965) English dramatist & novelist
Life
Expectations
Blessed is he who expects nothing, for he/she shall not be disappointed.
Franklin's Law
Murphy’s Laws
Disappointment
Expectations
There are coexisting elements in frustration phenomena which separate expected results from achieved results.
Riddle's Constant
Murphy’s Laws
Problems
Expectations
Frustration
One of the common denominators I have found is that expectations rise above that which is expected.
George W. Bush
(1946 – ) 43rd U.S. president
Bushisms
Expectations
Nothing is so good as it seems beforehand.
Eliot's Observation
Murphy’s Laws
Expectations
It is not a fish until it is on the bank.
Irish proverb
Proverbs
Expectations
Negative expectations yield negative results; positive expectations yield negative results.
Non-Reciprocal Law of Expectations
Murphy’s Laws
Expectations
Blessed is he who expects nothing, for he shall never be disappointed.
Benjamin Franklin
(1706 – 1790) American statesman, author, scientist & inventor
Characteristics
Disappointment
Expectations
‘Blessed is the man who expects nothing, for he shall never be disappointed’ was the ninth beatitude.
Alexander Pope
(1688 – 1744) English poet
Beliefs
Expectations
Negative expectation thwarts realization, and self-congratulation guarantees disaster. (Or, simply put… if you think of it, it won't happen quite that way.)
Thwartz's Theorem of Low Profile
Murphy’s Laws
Expectations
I think the secret to a successful marriage is low expectations.
Jeff Stilson
(1959 – ) American stand-up comedian
Marriage
Expectations