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Expense
A $300 picture tube will protect a 10¢ fuse by blowing first.
Electronic theorem of television sets
Murphy’s Laws
Problems
Breakage
Expense
No matter how long or how hard you shop for an item, after you've bought it it will be on sale somewhere cheaper.
Lewis's Second Law
Money
Murphy’s Laws
Shopping
Time
Expense
Learning to dislike children at an early age saves a lot of expense and aggravation later in life.
Robert Byrne
(1930 – ) American author and billiard player, teacher & commentator
Age
Children
Emotions
Aggravation
Dislike
Expense
Spare no expense to make everything as economical as possible.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Misspokements
Money
Economical
Expense
The most expensive component is the one that breaks.
Farrell's Law of New-Fangled Gadgetry
Murphy’s Laws
Problems
Breakage
Expense
Gadgets
Repairs
The compromise will always be more expensive than either of the suggestions it is compromising.
Corollary to Deadlock's Law
Money
Murphy’s Laws
Compromises
Expense
It would be better to dress him than to feed him.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Expense
He eats a lot
Other expressions
If you think education is expensive, try ignorance.
Bok's Law
Education
Intelligence
Money
Murphy’s Laws
School
Stupidity
Expense
Everything costs more and takes longer.
Pournelle's Law of Costs and Schedules
Money
Murphy’s Laws
Time
Expense
I'd rather pay his board than board him.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Expense
Has a big appetite
Other expressions
Auditors always reject any expense account with a bottom line divisible by five or ten.
O'Brien's Principle (The $357.73 Theorem)
Money
Murphy’s Laws
Auditors
Expense