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Learning to dislike children at an early age saves a lot of expense and aggravation later in life.

(1930 – ) American author and billiard player, teacher & commentator

Age Children Emotions Aggravation Dislike Expense

I'd rather pay his board than board him.

Country expression

Miscellaneous Expense Has a big appetite Other expressions

It would be better to dress him than to feed him.

Country expression

Miscellaneous Expense He eats a lot Other expressions

Everything costs more and takes longer.

Pournelle's Law of Costs and Schedules

Money Murphy’s Laws Time Expense

The most expensive component is the one that breaks.

Farrell's Law of New-Fangled Gadgetry

Murphy’s Laws Problems Breakage Expense Gadgets Repairs

The compromise will always be more expensive than either of the suggestions it is compromising.

Corollary to Deadlock's Law

Money Murphy’s Laws Compromises Expense

No matter how long or how hard you shop for an item, after you've bought it it will be on sale somewhere cheaper.

Lewis's Second Law

Money Murphy’s Laws Shopping Time Expense

Auditors always reject any expense account with a bottom line divisible by five or ten.

O'Brien's Principle (The $357.73 Theorem)

Money Murphy’s Laws Auditors Expense

Spare no expense to make everything as economical as possible.

(1879 – 1974) film producer

Misspokements Money Economical Expense

A $300 picture tube will protect a 10¢ fuse by blowing first.

Electronic theorem of television sets

Murphy’s Laws Problems Breakage Expense

If you think education is expensive, try ignorance.

Education Intelligence Money Murphy’s Laws School Stupidity Expense