Keyword: Experience

I’m no angel, but I’ve spread my wings a bit.

(1893 – 1980) actress, playwright, screenwriter & sex symbol

Education is when you read the fine print; experience is what you get if you don’t.

(1919 – ) American folk singer

Experience: In the working world, something you can’t get unless you’ve already got it, in which case you probably don’t want any more of it.

(1950 – ) American author, satirist, webmaster & copywriter

The only problem with learning by experience is that you get the test before the lesson.


It's a wise man who profits by his own experience, but it's a good deal wiser one who lets the rattlesnake bite the other fellow.

(1818 – 1885) humorist

An optimist is a man who has never had much experience.

(1878 – 1937) humorist, journalist & author

Experience : The name men give to their mistakes.

Experience: What you get from being inexperienced.

Barney: I think of you as experienced. In an emergency, you would be the first one that I’d call.
Fish: You should call me first. I need time to put my teeth in.

(1921 – ) American actor

Experience enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.

Experience is a comb which nature gives us when we are bald.

The trouble with learning from experience is that you never graduate.

(1926 – ) newspaper columnist

We all learn by experience, but some of us have to go to summer school.

(1910 – 1993) editor & novelist

Education is what you get from reading the small print. Experience is what you get from not reading it.

Experience is what makes you pause briefly before going ahead and making the same mistake.

fictional mascot and cover boy of Mad, an American humor magazine

Experience: What causes a person to make new mistakes instead of the same old ones.

Experience is a hard teacher because she gives the test first, the lesson afterwards.

(1930 – ) American baseball player

We learn from experience that men never learn from experience.

(1856 – 1950) Irish playwright & socialist

Experience is something you don’t get until just after you need it.

Experience: Something you don’t get until just after you needed it.

All men look at Dr. Ruth and wonder how she has gained all that sexual experience.

(1953 – ) comedian, dancer & writer