Keyword: Experience

Experience: The name an older man gives to his mistakes.

Experience is the name every one gives to their mistakes.

(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet

Experience: What causes a person to make new mistakes instead of the same old ones.

Experience is a good teacher, but the fees are very high.

(1860 – 1954) English author, Anglican priest, professor & dean

I'm an experienced woman. I've been around… Well, all right, I might not've been around, but I've been… nearby.

(1936 – 2017) American actress

The only problem with learning by experience is that you get the test before the lesson.


Experience: Something you don’t get until just after you needed it.

Experience teaches you that the man who looks you straight in the eye, particularly if he adds a firm handshake, is hiding something.

(1904 – 1999) author, editor, radio host

Barney: I think of you as experienced. In an emergency, you would be the first one that I’d call.
Fish: You should call me first. I need time to put my teeth in.

(1921 – ) American actor

The trouble with learning from experience is that you never graduate.

(1926 – ) newspaper columnist

Bill Dickey is learning me his experience.

(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager

All men look at Dr. Ruth and wonder how she has gained all that sexual experience.

(1953 – ) comedian, dancer & writer

Experience is what makes you pause briefly before going ahead and making the same mistake.

fictional mascot and cover boy of Mad, an American humor magazine

I've been things and seen places.

(1893 – 1980) actress, playwright, screenwriter & sex symbol

It's a wise man who profits by his own experience, but it's a good deal wiser one who lets the rattlesnake bite the other fellow.

(1818 – 1885) humorist

Education is when you read the fine print; experience is what you get if you don’t.

(1919 – ) American folk singer

When a person with experience meets a person with money, the person with experience will get the money and the person with the money will get some experience.

Experience is that marvelous thing that enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.

(1908 – 1980) businessman, humorist

Experience is something you don’t get until just after you need it.

I’m no angel, but I’ve spread my wings a bit.

(1893 – 1980) actress, playwright, screenwriter & sex symbol

Experience: A form of knowledge acquired only two ways: by doing and being done.