Keyword: Experience

Experience varies directly with equipment ruined.

Accidents Murphy’s Laws Problems

Experience : The name men give to their mistakes.

Definitions Mistakes

When a person with experience meets a person with money, the person with experience will get the money and the person with the money will get some experience.

Money Murphy’s Laws

All men look at Dr. Ruth and wonder how she has gained all that sexual experience.

(1953 – ) comedian, dancer & writer
Sex

Experience is a comb which nature gives us when we are bald.

Intelligence Proverbs Wisdom

Barney: I think of you as experienced. In an emergency, you would be the first one that I’d call.
Fish: You should call me first. I need time to put my teeth in.

(1921 – ) American actor
Age Old TV/Movie Quotes

It is impossible to experience one's death objectively and still carry a tune.

(1935 – ) movie actor, director & comedian
Death Intelligence

Experience is something you don’t get until just after you need it.

Beliefs Life Proverbs

Adolescence is the best substitute ever invented for experience.

Age

I've been things and seen places.

(1893 – 1980) actress, playwright, screenwriter & sex symbol
TV/Movie Quotes

An optimist is a man who has never had much experience.

(1878 – 1937) humorist, journalist & author
People

Experience teaches you that the man who looks you straight in the eye, particularly if he adds a firm handshake, is hiding something.

(1904 – 1999) author, editor, radio host
Intelligence Wisdom

Good judgment comes from experience; experience comes from poor judgment.

Intelligence Murphy’s Laws

Experience: The name an older man gives to his mistakes.

Definitions Mistakes

Experience is not what happens to a man; it is what man does with what happens to him.

(1894 – 1963) English writer
History Intelligence

Experience enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.

Mistakes Murphy’s Laws Problems

Bill Dickey is learning me his experience.

(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager
Yogi-isms

Amateur: One who is always willing to give you the benefit of his inexperience

People

It's a wise man who profits by his own experience, but it's a good deal wiser one who lets the rattlesnake bite the other fellow.

(1818 – 1885) humorist
Animals Intelligence Wisdom

Experience is a good teacher, but she sends in terrific bills.

(1861 – 1950) American writer
Money Time

Experience: What causes a person to make new mistakes instead of the same old ones.

Definitions Mistakes