Keyword: Experience

Bill Dickey is learning me his experience.

(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager
Yogi-isms

Experience is not what happens to a man; it is what man does with what happens to him.

(1894 – 1963) English writer
History Intelligence

Experience is that marvelous thing that enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.

(1908 – 1980) businessman, humorist
Mistakes Problems

We learn from experience that men never learn from experience.

(1856 – 1950) Irish playwright & socialist
Education Learning

Experience: Something you don’t get until just after you needed it.

Definitions

Experience varies directly with equipment ruined.

Accidents Murphy’s Laws Problems

We all learn by experience, but some of us have to go to summer school.

(1910 – 1993) editor & novelist
Education Learning Life School

Barney: I think of you as experienced. In an emergency, you would be the first one that I’d call.
Fish: You should call me first. I need time to put my teeth in.

(1921 – ) American actor
Age Old TV/Movie Quotes

The only problem with learning by experience is that you get the test before the lesson.


Education Learning

Amateur: One who is always willing to give you the benefit of his inexperience

People

Education is when you read the fine print; experience is what you get if you don’t.

(1919 – ) American folk singer
Education

It's a wise man who profits by his own experience, but it's a good deal wiser one who lets the rattlesnake bite the other fellow.

(1818 – 1885) humorist
Animals Intelligence Wisdom

Education is what you get from reading the small print. Experience is what you get from not reading it.

Communication Education Murphy’s Laws

All men look at Dr. Ruth and wonder how she has gained all that sexual experience.

(1953 – ) comedian, dancer & writer
Sex

Good judgment comes from experience; experience comes from poor judgment.

Intelligence Murphy’s Laws

I've been things and seen places.

(1893 – 1980) actress, playwright, screenwriter & sex symbol
TV/Movie Quotes

Experience is a good teacher, but she sends in terrific bills.

(1861 – 1950) American writer
Money Time

Experience is something you don’t get until just after you need it.

Beliefs Life Proverbs

Adolescence is the best substitute ever invented for experience.

Age

Experience is the name every one gives to their mistakes.

(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Mistakes Problems

It is impossible to experience one's death objectively and still carry a tune.

(1935 – ) movie actor, director & comedian
Death Intelligence