Keyword: Experience (Page 2)

Education is what you get from reading the small print. Experience is what you get from not reading it.

Communication Education Murphy’s Laws

The only problem with learning by experience is that you get the test before the lesson.


Education Learning

Experience is the name every one gives to their mistakes.

(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Mistakes Problems

Experience: Something you don’t get until just after you needed it.

Definitions

Experience enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.

Mistakes Murphy’s Laws Problems

I’m no angel, but I’ve spread my wings a bit.

(1893 – 1980) actress, playwright, screenwriter & sex symbol
Life Self

Experience: A form of knowledge acquired only two ways: by doing and being done.

Definitions

Experience is a hard teacher because she gives the test first, the lesson afterwards.

(1930 – ) American baseball player
Education Intelligence

When a person with experience meets a person with money, the person with experience will get the money and the person with the money will get some experience.

Money Murphy’s Laws

We learn from experience that men never learn from experience.

(1856 – 1950) Irish playwright & socialist
Education Learning

Adolescence is the best substitute ever invented for experience.

Age

Bill Dickey is learning me his experience.

(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager
Yogi-isms

Experience is not what happens to a man; it is what man does with what happens to him.

(1894 – 1963) English writer
History Intelligence

Amateur: One who is always willing to give you the benefit of his inexperience

People

All men look at Dr. Ruth and wonder how she has gained all that sexual experience.

(1953 – ) comedian, dancer & writer
Sex

Experience: In the working world, something you can’t get unless you’ve already got it, in which case you probably don’t want any more of it.

(1950 – ) American author, satirist, webmaster & copywriter
Definitions

Experience is a comb which nature gives us when we are bald.

Intelligence Proverbs Wisdom

Experience is a good teacher, but she sends in terrific bills.

(1861 – 1950) American writer
Money Time

Barney: I think of you as experienced. In an emergency, you would be the first one that I’d call.
Fish: You should call me first. I need time to put my teeth in.

(1921 – ) American actor
Age Old TV/Movie Quotes

Experience: What causes a person to make new mistakes instead of the same old ones.

Definitions Mistakes