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Keyword:
Experience
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Experience teaches you that the man who looks you straight in the eye, particularly if he adds a firm handshake, is hiding something.
Clifton Fadiman
(1904 – 1999) author, editor, radio host
Intelligence
Wisdom
Experience
Trust
Experience is not what happens to a man; it is what man does with what happens to him.
Aldous Huxley
(1894 – 1963) English writer
History
Intelligence
Experience
Adolescence is the best substitute ever invented for experience.
Anonymous
Age
Adolescence
Experience
Barney: I think of you as experienced. In an emergency, you would be the first one that I’d call.Fish: You should call me first. I need time to put my teeth in.
Abe Vigoda
(1921 – ) American actor
Age
Old
TV/Movie Quotes
As Detective Philip K. Fish in “Barney Miller”
Experience
Experience is the name every one gives to their mistakes.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Mistakes
Problems
Experience
Name
Education is what you get from reading the small print. Experience is what you get from not reading it.
Saul Lavisky's Observation
Communication
Education
Murphy’s Laws
Experience
Fine print
Experience is a comb which nature gives us when we are bald.
Proverb
Intelligence
Proverbs
Wisdom
Experience
It's a wise man who profits by his own experience, but it's a good deal wiser one who lets the rattlesnake bite the other fellow.
Josh Billings
(1818 – 1885) humorist
Animals
Intelligence
Wisdom
Experience
Snakes
Experience is a good teacher, but the fees are very high.
William R. Inge
(1860 – 1954) English author, Anglican priest, professor & dean
Intelligence
Experience
We all learn by experience, but some of us have to go to summer school.
Peter De Vries
(1910 – 1993) editor & novelist
Education
Learning
Life
School
Experience
We learn from experience that men never learn from experience.
George Bernard Shaw
(1856 – 1950) Irish playwright & socialist
Education
Learning
Experience
When a person with experience meets a person with money, the person with experience will get the money and the person with the money will get some experience.
Lauder's Law
Money
Murphy’s Laws
Experience
Education is when you read the fine print; experience is what you get if you don’t.
Pete Seeger
(1919 – ) American folk singer
Education
Experience
Fine print
Experience: A form of knowledge acquired only two ways: by doing and being done.
Anonymous
Definitions
Experience
Knowledge
Experience: What you get from being inexperienced.
Anonymous
Definitions
Experience
Experience: The name an older man gives to his mistakes.
Anonymous
Definitions
Mistakes
Experience
All men look at Dr. Ruth and wonder how she has gained all that sexual experience.
Rita Rudner
(1953 – ) comedian, dancer & writer
Sex
Dr. Ruth Westheimer
Experience
Experience is a good teacher, but she sends in terrific bills.
Minna Antrim
(1861 – 1950) American writer
Money
Time
Experience
The trouble with learning from experience is that you never graduate.
Doug Larson
(1926 – ) newspaper columnist
Education
Life
Experience
Learning
Bill Dickey is learning me his experience.
‘Yogi' Berra
(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager
Yogi-isms
Experience
Teaching
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