Keyword: Experience (Page 2)

Amateur: One who is always willing to give you the benefit of his inexperience

People

Experience is a good teacher, but she sends in terrific bills.

(1861 – 1950) American writer
Money Time

Experience: Something you don’t get until just after you needed it.

Definitions

It's a wise man who profits by his own experience, but it's a good deal wiser one who lets the rattlesnake bite the other fellow.

(1818 – 1885) humorist
Animals Intelligence Wisdom

Barney: I think of you as experienced. In an emergency, you would be the first one that I’d call.
Fish: You should call me first. I need time to put my teeth in.

(1921 – ) American actor
Age Old TV/Movie Quotes

Adolescence is the best substitute ever invented for experience.

Age

I’m no angel, but I’ve spread my wings a bit.

(1893 – 1980) actress, playwright, screenwriter & sex symbol
Life Self

We learn from experience that men never learn from experience.

(1856 – 1950) Irish playwright & socialist
Education Learning

Experience: In the working world, something you can’t get unless you’ve already got it, in which case you probably don’t want any more of it.

(1950 – ) American author, satirist, webmaster & copywriter
Definitions

I'm an experienced woman. I've been around… Well, all right, I might not've been around, but I've been… nearby.

(1936 – 2017) American actress
TV/Movie Quotes

Experience is what makes you pause briefly before going ahead and making the same mistake.

fictional mascot and cover boy of Mad, an American humor magazine
Mistakes Problems Situations Time

Experience is something you don’t get until just after you need it.

Beliefs Life Proverbs

Experience: What you get from being inexperienced.

Definitions

Experience is not what happens to a man; it is what man does with what happens to him.

(1894 – 1963) English writer
History Intelligence

Experience is a comb which nature gives us when we are bald.

Intelligence Proverbs Wisdom

Good judgment comes from experience; experience comes from poor judgment.

Intelligence Murphy’s Laws

Experience: The name an older man gives to his mistakes.

Definitions Mistakes

Experience : The name men give to their mistakes.

Definitions Mistakes

This ain't my first rodeo.

Miscellaneous

Bill Dickey is learning me his experience.

(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager
Yogi-isms