Keyword: Experience (Page 2)

Experience is what you get when you don’t get what you wanted.

(1918 – 2002) advice columnist
Education Learning

Amateur: One who is always willing to give you the benefit of his inexperience

People

Experience: What causes a person to make new mistakes instead of the same old ones.

Definitions Mistakes

Education is when you read the fine print; experience is what you get if you don’t.

(1919 – ) American folk singer
Education

I’m no angel, but I’ve spread my wings a bit.

(1893 – 1980) actress, playwright, screenwriter & sex symbol
Life Self

Bill Dickey is learning me his experience.

(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager
Yogi-isms

Experience enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.

Mistakes Murphy’s Laws Problems

Experience is a comb which nature gives us when we are bald.

Intelligence Proverbs Wisdom

It is impossible to experience one's death objectively and still carry a tune.

(1935 – ) movie actor, director & comedian
Death Intelligence

This ain't my first rodeo.

Miscellaneous

Experience: The name an older man gives to his mistakes.

Definitions Mistakes

Experience is not what happens to a man; it is what man does with what happens to him.

(1894 – 1963) English writer
History Intelligence

Experience: A form of knowledge acquired only two ways: by doing and being done.

Definitions

Barney: I think of you as experienced. In an emergency, you would be the first one that I’d call.
Fish: You should call me first. I need time to put my teeth in.

(1921 – ) American actor
Age Old TV/Movie Quotes

Experience is a good teacher, but the fees are very high.

(1860 – 1954) English author, Anglican priest, professor & dean
Intelligence

Experience: In the working world, something you can’t get unless you’ve already got it, in which case you probably don’t want any more of it.

(1950 – ) American author, satirist, webmaster & copywriter
Definitions

Experience is a good teacher, but she sends in terrific bills.

(1861 – 1950) American writer
Money Time

An optimist is a man who has never had much experience.

(1878 – 1937) humorist, journalist & author
People

Adolescence is the best substitute ever invented for experience.

Age

Experience: Something you don’t get until just after you needed it.

Definitions