Keyword: Experiments

Never try to replicate a successful experiment.

Murphy’s Laws

Those supplies necessary for yesterday's experiment must be ordered no later than tomorrow noon.

Murphy’s Laws

If an experiment works, you must be using the wrong equipment.

Murphy’s Laws Things

No experiment is reproducible.

Murphy’s Laws Science/Weather

Under the most rigorously controlled conditions of pressure, temperature, volume, humidity, and other variables, any experimental organism will do as it damn well pleases.

Murphy’s Laws

That which we call sin in others is experimentation for us.

(1803 – 1882) essayist, poet, & philosopher
Beliefs Characteristics

Under any given set of environmental conditions an experimental animal behaves as it damn well pleases.

Animals Murphy’s Laws

No matter what the experiment’s result, there will always be someone eager to: (a) misinterpret it, (b) fake it, or (c) believe it supports his own pet theory.

Murphy’s Laws

If an experiment works, something has gone wrong.

Murphy’s Laws Success

No experiment is ever a complete failure – it can always serve as a negative example.

Failure Murphy’s Laws Problems

Any experiment is reproducible until another laboratory tries to repeat it.

Murphy’s Laws

If the experiment works, you must be using the wrong equipment.

Murphy’s Laws Success

The experiment may be considered a success if no more than 50% of the observed measurements must be discarded to obtain a correspondence with theory.

Murphy’s Laws

I didn't fail the test, I just found 100 ways to do it wrong.

(1706 – 1790) American statesman, author, scientist & inventor
Failure Problems

Experiments should be reproducible… they should all fail in the same way.

Failure Murphy’s Laws Problems