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Expert
Expert: A person who has made all the mistakes that can be made in a very narrow field.
Anonymous
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Expert
Expert: An ordinary man away from home giving advice.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
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Expert
Expert: A person who knows enough to complicate simple matters.
Anonymous
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Expert
Make three correct guesses consecutively and you will establish yourself as an expert.
Ryan's Law
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Expert
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An economist is an expert who will know tomorrow why the things he predicted yesterday didn't happen today.
Dr. Laurence J. Peter
(1919 – 1990) educator & writer
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Expert: A man who is seldom in doubt, but often in error.
Anonymous
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Expert
Expert: Any person who has tried and failed – and can tell you why.
Anonymous
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Expert
An expert is a person who avoids the small errors while sweeping on to the grand fallacy.
Weinberg's Corollary
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