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(1920 – 2001) American writer & humorist

People Experts

If the world should blow itself up, the last audible voice would be that of an expert saying it can’t be done.

Peter Ustinov

(1921 – 2004) English actor & author

People Experts

To spot the expert, pick the one who predicts the job will take the longest and cost the most.

Anonymous Murphy's Law

Money Murphy’s Laws People Time Experts

An expert is one who knows more and more about less and less until he knows absolutely everything about nothing.

Anonymous Murphy's Law

Intelligence Murphy’s Laws Experts Knowledge

An expert is one who knows more and more about less and less until he knows absolutely everything about nothing.

Weber's Definition

Murphy’s Laws Experts Knowledge

Statistics: The only science that enables different experts using the same figures to draw different conclusions.

Evan Esar

(1899 – 1995) humorist

Science/Weather Conclusions Experts Statistics

An expert is a person who avoids the small errors while sweeping on to the grand fallacy.

Weinberg's Principle

Murphy’s Laws Experts

A sports expert is the guy who writes the best alibis for being wrong.

Jimmy Cannon

(1909 – 1973) American sports journalist

People Sports Experts

An expert is one who knows more and more about less and less.

Nicholas Murray Butler

(1862 – 1947) American educator

Intelligence Experts Knowledge

Make three correct guesses consecutively and you will establish a reputation as an expert.

Dr. Laurence J. Peter

(1919 – 1990) educator & writer

Intelligence Experts Guesses

To spot the expert, pick the one who predicts the job will take the longest and cost the most.

Warren's Rule

Murphy’s Laws Experts

An expert is a person who has made all the mistakes that can be made in a very narrow field.

Niels Bohr

(1885 – 1962) Danish physicist

Mistakes People Problems Experts

Where facts are few, experts are many.

Donald R. Gannon

Beliefs Facts Experts

Expert: A person who knows enough about what’s really going on to be scared.

P. J. Plauger

(1944 – ) American author & entrepreneur

People Experts

Whenever an expert is confounded by a seemingly insoluble problem, the solution is immediately obvious to the first unqualified person who happens along.

Anonymous Murphy’s Law

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Keyword: Experts

An expert really doesn't know anymore than you do. He is merely better organized and has slides.

An expert is anyone from out of town.

An expert is someone called in at the last minute to share the blame.

If the world should blow itself up, the last audible voice would be that of an expert saying it can’t be done.

To spot the expert, pick the one who predicts the job will take the longest and cost the most.

An expert is one who knows more and more about less and less until he knows absolutely everything about nothing.

An expert is one who knows more and more about less and less until he knows absolutely everything about nothing.

Statistics: The only science that enables different experts using the same figures to draw different conclusions.

An expert is a person who avoids the small errors while sweeping on to the grand fallacy.

A sports expert is the guy who writes the best alibis for being wrong.

An expert is one who knows more and more about less and less.

Make three correct guesses consecutively and you will establish a reputation as an expert.

To spot the expert, pick the one who predicts the job will take the longest and cost the most.

An expert is a person who has made all the mistakes that can be made in a very narrow field.

Where facts are few, experts are many.

Expert: A person who knows enough about what’s really going on to be scared.

Whenever an expert is confounded by a seemingly insoluble problem, the solution is immediately obvious to the first unqualified person who happens along.