Keyword: Experts

A sports expert is the guy who writes the best alibis for being wrong.

(1909 – 1973) American sports journalist
People Sports

Statistics: The only science that enables different experts using the same figures to draw different conclusions.

(1899 – 1995) humorist
Science/Weather

An expert is a person who avoids the small errors while sweeping on to the grand fallacy.

Murphy’s Laws

An expert is one who knows more and more about less and less until he knows absolutely everything about nothing.

Intelligence Murphy’s Laws

To spot the expert, pick the one who predicts the job will take the longest and cost the most.

Money Murphy’s Laws People Time

Whenever an expert is confounded by a seemingly insoluble problem, the solution is immediately obvious to the first unqualified person who happens along.

Murphy’s Laws

An expert really doesn't know anymore than you do. He is merely better organized and has slides.

Murphy’s Laws People

Expert: A person who knows enough about what’s really going on to be scared.

(1944 – ) American author & entrepreneur
People

An expert is anyone from out of town.

Murphy’s Laws

Make three correct guesses consecutively and you will establish a reputation as an expert.

(1919 – 1990) educator & writer
Intelligence

Where facts are few, experts are many.

Beliefs Facts

An expert is a person who has made all the mistakes that can be made in a very narrow field.

(1885 – 1962) Danish physicist
Mistakes People Problems

An expert is one who knows more and more about less and less.

(1862 – 1947) American educator
Intelligence

An expert is someone called in at the last minute to share the blame.

(1920 – 2001) American writer & humorist
People

If the world should blow itself up, the last audible voice would be that of an expert saying it can’t be done.

(1921 – 2004) English actor & author
People

An expert is one who knows more and more about less and less until he knows absolutely everything about nothing.

Murphy’s Laws

To spot the expert, pick the one who predicts the job will take the longest and cost the most.

Murphy’s Laws