Keyword: Family tree

I don't have to look up my family tree, because I know that I'm the sap.

(1894 – 1956) American radio comedian
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My cousin is gay; I always tell him that in our family tree, he's in the fruit section.

(1921 – 2004) stand-up comedian & actor
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Family reunions is that time when you come face to face with your family tree, and you realize some branches need to be cut.

American comedian
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You might be a redneck if… your family tree doesn’t fork.

(1958 – ) stand-up comedian & television personality
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I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap.

(1921 – 2004) stand-up comedian & actor
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Some folks seem to have descended from the chimpanzee later than others.

(1868 – 1930) cartoonist, humorist & journalist
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We had our family tree done… turns out I'm a quarter gay on my father's side.

(1966 – ) American actor, musician & comedian
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I looked up my family tree and found three dogs using it.

(1921 – 2004) stand-up comedian & actor
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