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Fate
A fate worse than marriage; a sort of eternal engagement.
Alan Ayckbourn
(1939 – ) English playwright
Marriage
Fate
Man does not control his own fate; the women in his life do that for him.
Groucho Marx
(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host
Men
People
Women
Fate
Man blames fate for other accidents but feels personally responsible for a hole-in-one.
Martha Beckman
Golf
Situations
Sports
Fate
Hole-in-one
Luck
Man blames most accidents on fate – but feels a more personal responsibility when he makes a hole-in-one on the golf course.
Anonymous
Golf
Sports
Fate
Hole-in-one
You can’t create fate ‘cause then its not fate, its voodoo.
Ray Romano
(1957 – ) American stand-up comedian, actor & screenwriter
TV/Movie Quotes
As Ray Barone in “Everybody Loves Raymond”
Fate
Fate was dealing from the bottom of the deck.
S.J. Perelman
(1904 – 1979) Jewish-American humorist, author & screenwriter
Problems
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Fate
Immortality – a fate worse than death.
Edgar A. Shoaff
Death
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Fate
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