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Feminists
Leaving sex to the feminists is like letting your dog vacation at the taxidermist.
Camille Paglia
(1947 – ) American author, teacher & social critic
Sex
Feminists
During the feminist seventies men were caught between a rock and a hard-on; in the fathering eighties they are caught between good hugs and bad hugs.
Florence King
(1936 – ) novelist, essayist & columnist
Conflict
Men
Past
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Feminists
Hugs
Militant feminists, I take my hat off to them, they don’t like that.
Milton Jones
(1964 – ) English comedian
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People
Women
Feminists
Hats
There's no such thing as a feminist – just women who pay for their own breast implants.
Bonnie McFarlane
Canadian-American comedian & writer
People
Breast implants
Feminists
In high school, I wanted to be a feminist, but my boyfriend wouldn't let me.
Denise Munro
comedian
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People
Boyfriends
Feminists